This girl is one of a kind. Absolutely the sweetest. Some even call her a confectionery perfection. She loves to bake cookies and sell them to raise money for good causes. Has the most beautiful eyes and a great smile, she's basically an angel. Although her memory may not be as good as others she's got the brains that every mathematician wishes for. She's the snack that smiles back. Befriend a Gloria and you will never not smile.
Friend: "Woah, who's that girl over there?"
You: "That's Gloria, she has all the guys falling for her."
"If you want endless cookies made with love, find yourself a Gloria."
"Look, it's Gloria! Quick, act natural!"
"Did you see that Gloria girl? Man she is definitely a snack."
You: "That's Gloria, she has all the guys falling for her."
"If you want endless cookies made with love, find yourself a Gloria."
"Look, it's Gloria! Quick, act natural!"
"Did you see that Gloria girl? Man she is definitely a snack."
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Get the Gloria mug.A natural phenomenon. No one created it, it just is, that's the difference, its memetic like that. There is no rhyme or reason. Gloyper just is.
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Person 1: Did you here about Donald Trump?
Person 2: The only Donald I need to hear about is Donald Glover.
Person 2: The only Donald I need to hear about is Donald Glover.
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Get the gloves are off mug.She's pretty, kind and intelligent. She knows her worth and her standards are high. She has a few friends but loves them all. She doesn't really talk about her problems because she doesn't want others to worry about her. One would be lucky to be her boyfriend because her love is very genuine, she will spoil the one she loves. She values time with God. Overall glory is one of a kind. Cherish her.
Ohh yeah that's Glory
by Itsokaynottobeokay January 29, 2021
Get the Glory mug.The amount of an erect penis showing after both owner's hands have been wrapped around it. To properly measure 'glory meat', one must first get an erection. Then, take the penis in the left hand, being sure the bottom edge of the left hand is flush with the abdomen. Then hold the remaining penis with the right hand, ensuring the bottom edge of the right hand is flush with the top edge of the left hand. Close all fingers and thumbs of both hands. The amount of penis over and above the top edge of the right hand is considered 'glory meat'.
Note: One either has glory meat or one doesn't. As a general rule of thumb, those having glory meat can be said to have an above average sized penis. Alas, the more glory meat showing, the bigger the penis.
Note: One either has glory meat or one doesn't. As a general rule of thumb, those having glory meat can be said to have an above average sized penis. Alas, the more glory meat showing, the bigger the penis.
'John has a small penis. I'll bet the fucker ain't got no glory meat at all!'
'Dude, I heard Bill has like 3 inches of glory meat. That's why he gets all the pussy.'
'Dude, I heard Bill has like 3 inches of glory meat. That's why he gets all the pussy.'
by ben the ten November 25, 2009
Get the glory meat mug.1) (in real life) To give off some form of positive energy through vibes, beauty, etc. Most often used to describe how the person is perceived visually, like a smile but not something like a compliment.
2) (in internet culture)
a) To be close to or to break the TOS of a social media site in a way that is eye catching to some. Especially used if the action that caused the user to glow is something the community they are a part in often get criticized for.
b) To be suspected of being a federal agent who is either trying to infiltrate or provoke online communities. Often posted when an account is found to have doctored photos, made up first and last names, and/or relatively extreme ideas. Possibly a reference to the quote, "The cia ******* glow in the dark."
2) (in internet culture)
a) To be close to or to break the TOS of a social media site in a way that is eye catching to some. Especially used if the action that caused the user to glow is something the community they are a part in often get criticized for.
b) To be suspected of being a federal agent who is either trying to infiltrate or provoke online communities. Often posted when an account is found to have doctored photos, made up first and last names, and/or relatively extreme ideas. Possibly a reference to the quote, "The cia ******* glow in the dark."
1) Becky: "How do I look?"
Samantha: "Omg, you're glowing!"
2)
a) User1: "All parents who vaccinate their children should have their children taken by Child Protective Services."
User2: "This man is glowing so hard."
b) User1: "If you're being interrogated by the police, I'd recommend to not invoke the right to remain silent because it looks more natural to the judge."
User2: "User1 is glowing so much, all of the images they've posted of themselves we're ripped from someone's abandoned blog from 2006 and nobody has been recorded in the US of having the same name they claim to have."
Samantha: "Omg, you're glowing!"
2)
a) User1: "All parents who vaccinate their children should have their children taken by Child Protective Services."
User2: "This man is glowing so hard."
b) User1: "If you're being interrogated by the police, I'd recommend to not invoke the right to remain silent because it looks more natural to the judge."
User2: "User1 is glowing so much, all of the images they've posted of themselves we're ripped from someone's abandoned blog from 2006 and nobody has been recorded in the US of having the same name they claim to have."
by real_account May 7, 2021
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