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Future Fucked

Some who is future fucked or who is future fucking people up,

1. (n) Can be a kid from birth to 10 that follows current clothing, music, and television trends.

2. (v) Someone who forces all of the current trends upon their children or the children around them.

They will be idiots when they grow up, and they will have no real culture of their own.
1. Little Johnny knows all of the rappers, wears baggy jeans that show his boxers, he loves MTV, and he thinks he has bitches and homies. He's definitely Future Fucked.

2. Johnny's parents are Future Fucking him, by buying him gold chains instead of food, teaching him rap songs instead of grammar, have him watch MTV instead of Sesame Street, and letting him hang out with all the bad kids.
by Frank Rider August 23, 2009
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Future Sailors

Song stolen by Lance Dior and Horrold Boon from Vince Noir and Howard Moon from the Mighty Boosh. 3rd series.
'Future sailors. Electronice castaways...'
by Gemmy Dodger May 9, 2008
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Future Sex Offenders

Usually young, around 16 or younger.

Shorter then average and always wears a hat over their eyes so people can't see them staring from underneath it.

Greasy hair hidden under hat, always stares from the darkness, walks slowly with hands by side or in pocketsm possibly holding a camera phone or tape recorder.

Chooses to hang out with smokers, people who think they are cool but arent, druggos and fat kids.
girl 1 - "Omg he's looking again!"

girl 2 - "Is that a camera?!!!"

girl 1 - "He will so be one of those Future Sex Offenders!"

Girl 2 - "same with the fat kid."
by googleitlosers February 6, 2009
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Future Hobos of America

An organization formed at Fairfax High School. The Future Hobos of America (FHA) really doesn't do anything, except form more FHA groups at other schools and sit around doing nothing.
Many of the members of the FHA are republicans
by IrishRepublicanArmy February 11, 2004
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Future Cat

A (typically male) person that reads every future blog, technology blog, and probably every video game blog. A Future Cat truly believes that one day within the next 10-30 years man will answer to, or actually physically become robotic, as it is the next step in evolution. He believes people will be uploading their brain to a cloud (due to singularity, a concept made somewhat popular in the technology world by Vernor Vinge in 1993 ,and then reiterated by Ray Kurzweil in 2000) that will allow people to virtually live on, even after the Earth is uninhabitable.
Brandon: "Dude, stop working out, in 2025 we will be made out of nanobots. All we have to do is program our bodies to be fresh-to-death through the computer...and they will be."

Kyle: "Yeah, right! You're just a lazy future cat!"
by Jailhouse Nancy March 25, 2012
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Future Fest

A colossal 10,000 person rave coming to the Travis County Expo Center in Austin Texas. It will have 4 separate arenas, all for a different type of electronic music. It takes place on June 27, 2009. Get your tickets!
Person 1: Future Fest is going to be the shit! I can't wait to see Evol Intent and Atb and Delta 9!

Person 2: I can't go.. I'm going on a family vacation..

Person 1: Thats lame, but theres another massive rave called Divas coming Labor Day weekend.
by Raving in Austin June 14, 2009
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Future Kittens

Future Kittens are kittens that haven't been born yet. However, they're still adorable.

They are generaly described as little floating balls of fuzz with ears and whiskers. They float around in the infinite abys of not being born yet until they are ready to be loved.
"Future kittens, future kittens. Haven't been born yet but their still adorable."

"mew mew mew... maaooo"

"Tyler Durden is a future kitten!"
by Stroppy43858345834 June 1, 2009
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