fuggered

Can't be fucked.

Mix of Fucked and Buggered.

I can't be fuggered to go get my bag

by anthead April 5, 2005

FuggerWugger

When a drunks persons view is all blury and everything appears and wobbly.

"That Drunk Person Over There Is Such A Fuggerwugger"

by Mr.Sims August 26, 2011

Flurger

A burger found on the floor and usually after the consumption of alcoholic beverages mistaken for a gourmet meal for one.

Considerate friend: "Nick I dare you to eat that burger on the floor"

Nick: "mmm… flurger"

by Tomamaphone July 6, 2014

furter

A baby born from a women, that had sex from a dead mans corpse.

Judge: "In the first degree of rape under Necrophilism, Ms. Barron is sentenced to the Baskerville correctional facility to be treated. Due to having a Furter, the child will be placed in a foster care till further notice.

by David Lawaski June 13, 2018

Fudgery

The act of pressing your ass cheeks to those of a sexual partner, after which both parties defecate and rub the results between themselves in a slippery mess.

"Yo babe, let's go and get some taco bell for lunch to get ready for a hot session of Fudgery tonight!"

by Kalynn Darcy September 17, 2019

Fungering

The act of fingering someone’s ostomy hole.

I got so fucked up at Friendsgiving that I started fungering my cousin.

by Pallskins November 19, 2019

nightly furgeson

(noun) the act of receiving head while multitabling online poker

Man, I was 4-tabling the 2/4 game on Pokerstars last night. Next thing I know, my girlfriend walks in the room, unzips my pants and gives me the nightly furgeson!

by Gildwulf December 11, 2008