I'm so fucking bored

When you've watched every video, read every book, every fanfiction, played every game that has sparked your interest even slightly - to a point that you've considered TALKING to your family. You've listen to all your song playlists, tried conversing with friends but nothing is working - nothing is bringing you out of this state.

"Fuck dude, I'm so fucking bored! I've got literally nothing else I can do right now and it's so damn frustrating!"

by Jay-Is-Incredibly-Bored February 14, 2022

Just fucking Google it

This phrase is an exasperated attempt at getting clueless incompetent swines to find out something for themselves instead of pissing off everyone with mindless person-to-person technical queries over IM/IRC.

Usually a last resort used by the first party when the second party's incessant nagging has become tedious and annoying to the point of high blood pressure.

1: hey do u kno how 2 fnd a kewl mp3 converta?
2: JUST FUCKING GOOGLE IT.

by MrKapper July 11, 2006

Fucking that chicken

To continue doing a menial task that offers little reward.

Made famous by a live-news-television slip by a New York Fox anchor Ernie Anastos in September 2009.

"Are you going to the hockey game tonight?"

"No, I have to work late again tonight at the 7-Eleven."

"Well, keep fucking that chicken."

by Urban Canada Guy September 19, 2009

Fucking Mint

The way you use “fucking mint” is like saying “cool bro” but it is way more “mintier”. Mint is just another word for cool. (Because mint is supposed to cool your mouth). It is best to use it when you are being sarcastic. Like someone can say “Dude i went to the library yesterday” Fucking Mint. Or when you find out your crush likes you, you can tell FUCKING MINT using excitement.

thank you for your time.

Example one
Adam: Dude I heard Mrs. Thomas has a cold

you: fucking mint (sarcastic)

Example 2
Sasha: Girl i heard that Johnathan likes you back
You: FUCKING MINT MAN (excitement)

by marzrevovler25 November 5, 2019

finger fucking sally

1.what u call a girl who likes to be fingered alot
2.a song by "david allen coe"

finger fucking sally worked at kelleys bar,she showed me her titties in ronny murphys car she was the 1st lady to let me go that far finger fucking sally down at kelleys bar

by anthonynumber12 June 11, 2009

god fucking dammit you piece of shit

what you say after getting hit in the toe by a corner

*hits toe*
"god fucking dammit you piece of shit, i wanna kill my self"

by dam_son December 5, 2016

my dick is getting fucking hard

a feeling, when you watching porn

My dick is getting fucking hard when I watch Kyler Quinn's pussy slammed by BBC

by dildo777 December 29, 2020