Farticles

The particles released from the anus when you fart.

Oh, damn! I just swallowed a buttload of farticles!

by The_Kerwinator January 23, 2011

Farticle

When some one farts, the particles float around and create a stink.

Yuck, I smell some farticles in the air.

by Elysian27 February 21, 2010

farticle

The molecular particles in a fart that give it the bouquet. Combination of fart+particle = farticle.

Jeff spent the afternoon woolgathering and planting farticles in his chair. When he arose from his chair, the stench was overwhelming.

by Poodleusier June 29, 2004

farting

no matter how old u get it will always be funny

Ew yo a dog farting is the worst

by vin3434343 March 4, 2007

carpet farting

A carpet farting is where you release a stream of short, fast, bursting farts while you're running or walking. The name is a variant from United States Armed Forces term "Carpet Bombing". A carpet bombing is where an aircraft drops a large number of bombs so as to cause a uniform of devastation over a given area. The phrase is probably intended to invoke the image of bombs completely covering an area, like a carpet; carpet farting is basically the same concept.

A carpet farting at 3:00 , take cover!

by Mike April 14, 2005

Fartist

A fartist is a farting artist

Wow, not only is that artist really good, he farts a lot. He is the best fartist I know!

by leolion87 November 30, 2011

Chain Farting

The Process whereby the smell of one fart lasts until the release of the next fart. This effect can be achieved through a rapid succession of weaker farts or the expulsion of an highly pungent fart.

Michelle's chain farting episode was so atrocious...we went for 3 minutes without a single breath of fresh air.

by Stainberg January 23, 2010