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Footeloose!

(foot-loos)

1. A drinking game played while watching 'The Civil War' by Ken Burns. Its name comes from Shelby Foote, a novelist interviewed almost ninety times throughout the series, accounting for almost one full hour of the series. Each time he shows up to share a story about some haunted owl or "strange" Southerner, knock back a shot of your favorite Tennessee whiskey and await his inevitable return.
Quick! Pass the whiskey! FOOTELOOSE!
by Jacopo June 1, 2011
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five footers

Slang For standard denim jeans worn by motorcyclist because on average standard jeans only last for five feet sliding across the road before its your skins turn to slow you down.
That guy just did a low side on his motorcycle and the five footers are toast.
by Astyle October 11, 2009
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Forty Footer

A woman who is misleadingly attractive. Often times, from forty feet away a girl will look attractive, but from up close, shes looks like the nasty.
"Whoa. That girl forty feet away looks amazing. Wait a second, she is a beast. Shes just a forty footer."
by J-dog April 25, 2005
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foobed

when large-chested ladies drop food on their boobs and/or lean over a plate of food and put their boob in it on accident.
"Dude, whats that on your shirt?"
"The sour cream was piled high, i reached for a napkin and foobed myself."
by marybee February 29, 2008
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forted

moted + fort. When someone builds a fort, usually out of couch pillows, to block access from another person. person b was not just moted, they were forted
Damn....Nicole just built a fort around B. That is beyond moted. He just got forted!!!
by space roach October 28, 2008
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Footering

To sexually stimulate a woman's vagina with one's toes.
She said she wanted to be a virgin until marriage so I just ended up footering her while she tossed my salad.
by Barry the Horse December 3, 2011
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fooped

when you start to fart and end up poopin, unlike shart where you think it's a fart but it's a wet shit.
Mike had some bad gas, and by the look on his face you could clearly see he fooped.
by cheapshot May 13, 2006
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