Fogled

Someone who is aged under 45 but has been spending too much time either with or fantasising over, Old people...
This can lead to the said person behaving in a range of strange manners including:
a) forgetting things
b)gradually changing their wardrobe to look like an old person
c) telling others that 'things weren't like this when I was young'
d)wanting to have sex with old people
e) taking lewd photographs of old people without their knowledge or consent
e) being arrested for tapping up old people

I caught Mark taking pictures of old ladies licking ice-creams in the park.. man, he is Fogled!

by yummy mummy5 April 22, 2009

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stand flat footed

The first time I heard this from a friend of mine, I laughed all day long...

I had the runs so bad I could "Stand Flat Footed and Shit over a Covered Wagon!"

by 2Charvels January 12, 2011

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Big Footed

The act of having sex with a man of the wilderness that is hairy and large in physical stature with a very abnormally large penis.

Jane went camping with her girlfriends for the weekend in the Smokey Mountains and got laid by a man that was a cross between Grizzly Adams and John Holmes. Jane was big footed last night.

by Big Toed March 18, 2011

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april foolery

When everyone be like "lol I like you...APRIL FOOLS". Or when everyone makes fake food and pulls lame pranks.... IT JUST WASTES EVERYONE'S TIME.

Me: I'm tired of all this April Foolery, people should grow up.

by Dogeibits April 2, 2017

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blue-footed boobie

Really cold boobs... almosr like getting frost bite!

Alexandrea: Oh my!

Annabelle: What?

Alexandrea: Ouch! My blue-footed boobies hurt!

Annabelle: I went to the Arctic and it never happened to me!

Alexandrea:It's cause Benjamin made me do the "polar bear plung" without a wet suit!

by Flexikins October 10, 2008

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