Feaster

An individual associated with the chopper scene who parks his motorcycle in a high traffic area, then sits at a discreet distance to watch people gather around it.

"Hey bro's - it's time to blast down to the next bar! Hey, where's Travis?" "He's still sitting on the balcony watching everyone check out his sick bobber. Fuckin' feaster."

by Mr. Puke August 6, 2017

foster mum

she's a woman who wanted to help a kid that could have ended up in bad hands. she's caring and loving and wishes you were here own. adopted kids should be so grateful that people wanted to take care of them. they should also be really nice to her because she might have not been able to have her own kids.

shane: here's a poor little kid nobody wants to adopted that's sad
foster mum: I'm going to love her so much, and hope she tures out like me
foster mum: I'm kindheated and not judgemetal

by Yananai September 30, 2017

Foster Daddy

When a man sleeps with women, then the women leave him to marry another man.

All these women with Jeff leave him and find their forever homes. Seems like Jeff is just a foster daddy.

by Punker1977 December 4, 2019

Faster Than Light

When sex only lasts 10 seconds or less.

I had sex for the first time but it was Faster Than Light.
Wow Did You Cum Too Fast
No It was done that quick

by real_men_uber rick August 24, 2021

Faster Horses

A 1975 Tom T Hall song in which an elderly cowboy tells him the 4 secrets to a better life

Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, and more money

by JB920 December 30, 2021

Foster

if a red flag was a person🚩🚩

Ew you see that kid he is deffo a foster
Yuh is such a red flag🚩🚩

by Amongusissus6969 April 20, 2022

Faster Than Your Mom

Faster Than Your Mom is a term used to describe a gamer who sandbags or is new to a game. It is a term you would use when one of these actions occur.

Friend: “Where you taking the killer?”
Poison: “I’m taking the killer to shack”
*player decides to sandbag*
“HOLY SHIT DWIGHT, MOVE YOUR BITCH ASS FASTER THAN YOUR MOM”

by Poison2793 May 19, 2022