Fuck n flee

"When you have sex with someone and sneak out of their place before they wake up." - Jennifer

"Woke up this morning to give Jordan a kiss after a memorable one night stand. Realized they pulled a fuck n flee when my place was empty except for me and my cats. No phone number. No dignity. No goodbye. "

by TrueStories4689 November 20, 2016

your species feces

when your in a heated argument and you have to pull your trap card

Me, an intellectual: you have big gay

Smelly head: your granny tranny
Me, the genius: your species feces
smelly head:*dies*

by idwcgiercgeriurgvywkeufbvhy3kw May 24, 2018

faece furniture

IKEA, MFI etc.

ann & bernard went to buy a chair from IKEA but declined because it was faece furniture

by theWestHamfan November 17, 2003

Feces hurricane

When your fucking your partner and they shart and shit sprays all over you.

Today on our dopplar radar feces hurricanes are expected.

by Cory Vazquez January 5, 2009

fleckles

1. The little flecks of Marijuana left around the rim of your grinder just waiting to be scraped and smoked.

2.Weed freckles.

"I'm out of weed but I think there are some fleckles in the grinder"

by LuluLazerEyes January 12, 2015

Pee-n-flee

When someone goes to the restroom take pee and leave out the restroom without washing their hands

No, don't shake my hand you're a pee-n-flee.

Nasty , Sam is a pee-n-flee .

by S Coop September 11, 2016

ur species feces

When you need to activate your trap card

Me:ur mom gay lol
Victim:no u lol
Me:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Victim:oh god no...
Me:ur species feces
World:gets consumed by a black hole

by ●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●● May 28, 2018