flamingo dropkick

A sexual maneuver where the male partner is having sex while standing on one leg and becomes dissatisfied for any reason. He then proceeds to pull out of her and dropkicks the bitch, causing her to travel several feet and finally falling into a glass coffee table.

Guy 1: Was it worth it?
Guy 2: Naw. So I gave her the flamingo dropkick.

by Dickshunary September 20, 2009

Albert/Flamingo

A Roblox youtuber we all enjoy. He got that SWAG Jojo Siwa Merch. Most people who watch him are familiar with EarthWorm Sally. If your not then your a disappoinment Go watch him

"DAMN ALBERT/FLAMINGO IS AWESOME, GO WATCH HIM"

by Idiotic Imposter November 3, 2020

flaming asshole

Someone who exhibits extreme asshole behavior.

John is a flaming asshole for ratting on me to our boss.

by Julius Snow August 8, 2007

Chasing Flamingos

The act of going out with a group of straight guys (usually metrosexuals) in search of a group of homosexual poof's whom you lead on but aren't interested in, it's basically a game to you.

Straka, Baski and I are chasing flamingos Friday night at Rumrunners.

by Remarqable August 14, 2009

flaminger

1. A reference to a tongue twister gone wrong.
2. Noun, a substitute for any cuss word.
3. Chicken fingers dyed pink.

1. 'Four fingers found far from the flamingers'
2. 'Don't be such a flaminger, Lex.'
3. 'Man, this restaurant serves the best flamingers.'

by Sheena23 February 9, 2007

Flaming Banana

You hire a little Asian hustler and gorge him on habanero peppers and laxatives. When he makes his run for the toilet, you grab him, bend him over and have sustained, aggressive, unprotected anal sex with him.

Originated in Montréal, Québec.

"Why is Todd curled up in a fetal position, grabbing his groin like that?"

"Last night he had a flaming banana."

"Ooooh. Why did he do that?"

by neuromonkey July 20, 2009

Flaming Shit Bird

A creature that erupts out of ones ass leaving behind a fiery inferno of pain in the anus of the victim, the flaming shit bird appears to those who have had way to much spicy food.

Dude i just got attacked....
by what?
The flaming shit bird.

by Mastabassmon September 3, 2011