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firefighter

Pre-ejaculation, the male lights his female partners pubic hairs on fire, yells out "firefighter," then extinguishes the fumes with his very own man juice.
Josie's pubes were nearly scorched off performing the firefighter with her lover.
by TheDesignatedHitter May 13, 2005
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Angry Firewire

Man, that Red-head has an amazing figure but I don't think I'll ask her out, Angry Firewire really puts me off muff-diving....
by Xalior September 28, 2009
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firefighter

1) Person who generally fights fires, saves people from fires, exhibits fire safety at local schools, etc. Almost always in prime physical condition as to do their extremely dangerous job well. Also stereotypically male, although there are indeed female firefighters.
2) Post-9/11 adverb used to modify another descriptive adjective. Generally used to impart positive descriptive terms, can be used as an all-purpose intensifier.
1) "Jeff is a firefighter. He's heroic, brave, and hot as all fucking get out."
2) "Ooh, lookie lookie! That boy over there! ... Firefighter cute, girls. If only Jacob could be that hot. He'd probably be able to satisfy me, what with all those well-defined muscles, pumping maddeningly into my love canal ... Oh, damn. Now I have a wideon." OR "Dammit, Merthedil, you're being firefighter obscene!"
by Merthedil December 7, 2003
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Firepie

A diminutive for a promiscuous woman who is reputed by her friends to be both good at her trade and pleasant company
Are you going to that firepie's house for the barbeque? Several of her lovers will be there and the rest of the crowd is really cool!
by revdrfag December 12, 2003
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Firedick

Bluelighters. The people who will run you off the road to get to the burning building first only to stand around with their Firedick buddies, grab-assin each other, and just getting in the goddamn way of things once they get there.

Their not really detectives (dicks), rather dickheads with road rage who do more damage than good.
Did you see what Billy Bob did to my car? Ran me off the road enroute to a fire and I slammed into a mailbox just making way for this firedick to get through. The front end of my car is fucked and all they did was save the foundation of the building.
by Colon Bowel October 14, 2009
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Firefighter

A job thats so awesome that most of those who work as firefighters dont recieve a paycheck and dont bitch about it.
If you want to be a firefighter because it pays well,Has good benifits and get you chicks than its not for you. Most firefighters volunteer for years befor they land a paid job.
by Kangaroo Jake October 28, 2007
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firesides

when a male and female have intercourse on or near the end of the female's period, the residual blood gathers on the sides of the penile shaft, resulting in a red aestheic.
I didn't want to fuck Abby on her period, but she was so damn horny and now I've got firesides!
by junkiesfan January 3, 2007
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