fashion crime

wearing clothes that do not match or look altogether stupid

That man in the too-tight jeans and yellow sweater is a walking fashion crime.

by Butchie December 19, 2003

fashion felony

To dress in gawdy clothing or to wear something out of style in public.

Earl commits a fashion felony everytime he wears that gawd awful leisure suit in public.

by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006

fashion constipated

when faced with many outfit/fashion choices, knowing that u have the means and inspiration inside you but lack the potential outlet... and don't have the force for that one extra push... pun intended

i have loads of ideas floating in my head right now
its just that i cant pin one down 'cause i want to wear my new levis and the top i bought from playlife with it. but i want to wear a dress. but i want to wear a skirt. i feel fashion constipated and that's worse than being actually constipated!

by nix23889 January 18, 2008

Cracker Fashion

When a white girl dresses like a hoochie and thinks it's high fashion.

She's sporting her cracker fashion today with that crop top and those leather pants.

by Dirt Brownie July 20, 2016

fashionably incognito

The state of one's dress when wearing dark-colored yet trendy/fashionable clothes at night so as to remain inconspicuous.

Person 1: Dude look, I'm wearing my Oakleys and my black cashmere Gap sweater and matching scarf, nobody can see me.
Person 2: Dude you're fashionably incognito! Like ohmygawd, where did you get those shoes??

by matt January 5, 2005

Fasha

Your father

Your fasha is cheating on you mom.

by Anonymous April 26, 2003

Fashionably Late

When you show up to a party late, so everyone will think you have a life.

Woah! Johnny showed up to the party fashionably late! He is soooo cool!

by OhMyGosh...................... September 20, 2011