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fetus slurper

A fetus slurper is someone who gives zero fucks about anything at all whatsoever. A fetus slurper may also take quite the liking to beans and other slimy, tiny, somewhat-edible things.
Cher: You're such a fetus slurper, rude remarks don't even affect you. Way to go!
Sal: Thanks. Let's go inhale chunky soup at an inhumane rate now.
by Salamander (the idiot) December 6, 2022
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fetus chucker

a person who visits the maternity ward far to often
dam shealas up the duff again shes becoming a right fetus chucker.

every time i see her shes chucking fetus.

holy shit whats that fetus chucker doing drinking you know shes gonna get up the duff.

what seven kids whoa thats one hell of a fetus chucker.
by shagger bager January 13, 2009
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Dorsal Fetus

A parasite that resembles a fetus that attachs itself to the back of the victim and uses a fleshy tube to siphon nutrients to itself.
"Man, that poor man has a huge dorsal fetus."

"Rachel had a dorsal fetus on her back, so i decided we wouldn't have sex."
by emilyann691 November 30, 2010
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fetus snatcher

a man typically in his 50's who goes into homes in suburban middle class areas to snatch fetuses for entertainment. (Usually performs task with another older gentleman.)
by YeahImAidan June 30, 2011
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deletus that fetus

When you do not want your child you just deletus that fetus
A person:i dont want my kid
Other person: just deletus that fetus
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fetus satchel

My Fetus satchel is getting big and she's moody as hell but the sex.... the sex is great.
by LSULSUJOE October 25, 2006
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doming the fetus

a mythical situation in which one's penis makes contact with the head of pregnant girls fetus.
While i was having sex with my soon to be baby's momma, I could swear i was bottoming out. You know... Like I was " doming the fetus "
by deranged in the desert August 8, 2009
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