a person who genuinely loves boobs , mainly calls them " tiddies " . always asking , but knowing a careful , kind manner .
person 1 : " did matthew ask you for tiddies too ?
person 2 : " yes ! but he did it in such a kind & caring way ! how nice matthew ferguson is !! "
person 2 : " yes ! but he did it in such a kind & caring way ! how nice matthew ferguson is !! "
by windsheild wipers March 2, 2021
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You know that hot chick that works at McDonald's? I took her home last night and that freak let me Turd Ferguson her. The window was cracked and it was cold out, you should have seen the steam rolling off that thing. A turd Ferguson with a hint of Cleveland steamer.
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