feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.

This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

by Telephony October 10, 2016

ticket feces

The bits that are left over after you scratch off an instant ticket.

What a bummer, this ticket was a loser, and my table is covered in ticket feces.

by FlickMontana September 29, 2014

liquid feces

Synonym for Diarrhea. Tasty brown shit. Highest of qualities.

Frank: Hey are you going to the bathroom?
John: Yeah I have to spray some liquid Feces.
Frank: Save some of that shit for me!

by ButtMunchGuy January 30, 2015

liquid feces

Synonym for Diarrhea. Tasty brown shit. Highest of qualities.

Frank: Hey are you going to the bathroom?
John: Yeah I have to spray some liquid Feces.
Frank: Save some of that shit for me!

by ButtMunchGuy January 30, 2015

The Feces Slip

The feces slip is when a girl or guy gets fucked in the ass so fucking hard, the ring muscle holding their anus bursts. This allows for their warm puddy like shit to slowly drop down their leg in a muddy mess. Usually performed by a priest, he sticks his cock so far in that the organs can no longer hold and fucking fall out with the shit on the cement floor. God watches this and jerks off into a bowl and then sprinkles it on the earth, forming rain. This is how rain is formed, ass fucked God cum. After the shit slips out, the person then slowly picks it up and smears it on the priests face. The Indians used to do this back in the old fuckin days to make rain for there crops and fertilize the fields. Watch out, cause as the feces be slipping gods cum be alllll over yo damn face.

Gunty; YO MY ASS CANT HOLD MY SHIT ANYMORE

runtle; YOU MUST HAVE HAD the feces slip

Gooch; FUCK.... GOD BE CUMMIN

by goochy goochy December 4, 2019

Feces

Basically, poop n' shit.

"Eww, what's that smell?"
"I pooped my pants. It smells like feces."

by Sir_Busington October 15, 2019

ur species feces

This is the worst comeback ever. It's worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and ur family tree LGBT rolled into one. It absolutely obliterates anyone it's used on into a realm further than oblivian and pure nothingness.

Johnny- Timmy ur mom gay
Timmy- well ur dad lesbian
Johnny- ur granny tranny
Timmy - ur family tree LGBT
Johnny- ur ALL of that
Timmy- don't make me say it
Johnny- do it bitch
Timmy- ur species feces
*Johnny gets sucked into a black hole in his own core sentencing him to an existence of absolute nothingness in a void that is nowhere

by DattMeForge May 15, 2018