Flappers

When a girls vagina is really straggly and flaps around all flag-like.

"Uuuh, I feel uncomfortable changing in front of other people.."
"Don't worry, we won't make fun of you!"
"Hmmm, okay!"
*pulls pants and underwear off*
"Daaaamn gurl! That's one STRAGGLY vagina!"
"Yeah, they're REAL flappers!"

by TotallyChicken December 19, 2013

Fupper

A word for children to say instead of the F word.

You Mother Fupper better get out of my fupping house!

by Archibald McHerald April 22, 2009

Fappertisement

Advertisement that could be used for fap material.

The lingerie section of Sears, JC Penney, and Kmart found in the Sunday newspaper was the best fappertisement for a young man.

Between that and the comics, my hands were busy before/during/after church.

by Dr Drainage September 2, 2014

Fapperoni

Masturbating with such ferocity that your penis resembles a raw, reddish stick of cured meat sausage.

I took a sick day at work which turned into a fapperoni party, and now I think I should get some ointment.

by The Unsightly bULGe September 12, 2014

Fapternoon

To enjoy an afternoon of masturbating (fapping).

All my roommates are gone today, I'm gonna have myself a nice fapternoon alone.

by Purtluom June 28, 2012

faperino

An individual who spends the majority or their past time fapping (aka wanking).

Me: Omg Rishi is such a faperino
Friend: how do you know?
Me: his right arm is so much juicier (muscley) than his left
Friend: ohh, yep he's a faperino!

by Miss caramel September 10, 2013

farperior

Farperior: Superior, but far.

This was how my gf defined the word when saying she is better than me as in " I am farperior to you"

by sufferingbf October 10, 2013