faceist

a person who judges another potential mate/f*ck buddy/life partner on how good their face looks, and not on their personality

hey man, I was trying it on with x last night, but I didn't have a chance, she is a total faceist

by The Bollox August 3, 2007

Facesterbator

When you masterbate to someones facebook pictues and videos.

" Dude i was on Katies facebook last night, and i totally facesterbated to her beach pics." " Wait your a facesterbator

by schwazyie_dog October 20, 2009

fancist

somebody who hate fans.

John: Are you that bands biggest fan?
Sally: I am
John: I hate you.
Bert: Fancist!

by BertrudeIsme January 16, 2010

fascist

Something that ignoant Democrats call anyone that disagrees with them, same as how many ignorant Republicans say any Democrat that disagrees with them is a communist.

Fascism is a great form of government in Civilization 3!

by Elitist February 5, 2004

Fascist

A person or political party with extreme rightwing views, often including racism, nationalism and complete obedience to authority.

Hitler was a fascist.

by Jafje May 25, 2007

fascistonista

What fashionistas really are, because they make you feel that there is only one right way to dress. Which is to say that fascistonista is merely a synonym for fashionista which calls attention to the fascistic element of "fashion" and "style." You have to wear Sebago shoes--that was a fascistonistic principle when I was in junior high in Ohio--and now look how sad and dumb it looks.

If it were up to me, I would wear cut-off jeans, but I fear the scorn of the fascistonistas. On the other hand, in 1995 a fascistonista encouraged me (with a riding crop) to update my ten-year-old radar-dish glasses and I immediately became less repellent to women.

by redhen August 22, 2008

Facestalk

To look at every picture in the FACEBOOK profile of someone you have a crush on.

"Dude,I spent like two hours facestalking Lisa last night."

by Deemolay January 5, 2010