childless parent expert

Men and women who absolutely know how they would raise children IF they had any. Very irritating people to those who actually DO have children.

She thinks because she's a school teacher that she knows how to raise kids. Actually she's just a childless parent expert and a reproductive failure.

by bagitbabe May 23, 2008

dick expert

Micah Chong

I like, know this guy that is a dick expert.

by fuzzy wuzzy August 25, 2003

meat sludge luge expert

A Homosexual.

You are a meat sludge luge expert, and a turd tobogganist to boot!

by Ian Chode November 23, 2003

Esports

A place where it is possible for a bunch of fat people to be using a computer and be counted as a sport.

"Why aren't those guys having PE?"
"I heard they're doing Esports"

by H1r0sh1ma September 4, 2017

Esports

NOT A FUCKING SPORT. This might be confused for a sport because it has the word in it, but don't be tricked by this fucking bullshit. If you want a real sport play hockey, football, basketball, even fuckin soccer. This is a game for "nullers" which is a term for gamers that is offensive and/or derogatory. If you know a person who relies on gaming to make money FUCKING KILL THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Esports is gay and bullshit so STFU

by Fig boy June 8, 2018

expoert

An expert in poetry.

Luke is so good at poetry he's almost an expoert.

by Know1 August 25, 2009

Expert

a contract liar

Dr Mc Calm an expert on genetically modified foods and consultant for the FDA assures us that these products are safe.

by bittersweet50 August 18, 2009