eargay

A sound or music that is pleasant to listen to

What is this glorious eargay we're listening to?

It's Mozart.

Oh, how lovely.

by firebird42 May 1, 2007

escargot

French for "snail", commonly the snail body that comes out of a snail shell. Edible.

he: "Would you care for escargot?"

she: "er, no thanks. It always looks too much like tiny inner & outer labia. I'm not into eating that."

by Jake April 17, 2004

eargasim

when someones voice turns you on

" that boys voice gives me an eargasim"

by Fishsticks September 10, 2007

Eargasm

1. A joke or song that sounds so great it feels like there is an orgasm taking place in your ear.

2. A dick in your ear.

1. "Thats what she said."
"HAHAHA! Thats eargasmic!!!"

2. "What? I can't hear you! There's a dick in my ear!"

by Redhawk17 February 23, 2009

eargasm

Originally used to describe the intense sensory rush achieved by wearing earplugs up to a week before a concert, then removing them just prior to The Band (who cares about openers anyway?)

It's been rough at work trying to hear with these earplugs, but the bass kick will give me one helluva eargasm.

by JayDub May 4, 2004

Eargasm

That near-sexual pleasure you feel when cleaning your ears with Q-tips.

Dude, your ears were clean minutes ago, now you're just going for the eargasm.

by ChaosFreak November 4, 2011

Escargot

the snail body that comes out of a snail shell. Looks like snot (a nose booger)

"Anyone care for escargot?"

"er, no thanks. I'll just pick my own..."

by Jake April 14, 2004