eyballing me

checking someone out.

Why are you eyeballing me? Do I make you Randy?

by sohott May 26, 2005

Eyeballing

When a group of people constantly stare at you making it so awkward and you can clearly tell they are saying some shit about you or your mates.

“Oi, is Bethanys group still eyeballing is?”
“Yeah g”

by Abi F September 4, 2020

scottish eyeballs

to stand in front of a girl and let ur nuts fall into her eye sockets.

i will give your mom a set of scottish eyeballs

by steve butt September 11, 2006

eyeballer

To jiz in someone's eye causing intense moment of happiness, progressing to excrutiating pain and neccesary hospitalisation.

Man... Did you see Tim Jiz in that dude's eye. He's dead. The funerals on Saturday. That eyeballer was intense.

by timmylikesoatmeal June 19, 2008

eyeballs deep

To stare at someone with great lechery. The visual equivalent of "balls deep", but not strictly limited to men.

Dude, you haven't paid attention to anything else since that girl in the pink dress came into the room; you've been eyeballs deep.

by maximthemagnificent April 20, 2014

Off your eyeballs!

noun; 1.) a mean taunt commonly used in NBA Street Homecourt
2.) When a basketball is thrown gently onto an opposing team member's face and/or eyeballs and is bounced back to the ball-handler's hands.

See second definiton and a person in the audience screaming "OFF YOUR EYEBALLS!" as and/or after the action occurs.

by The Sheppard May 3, 2009

eyeballcakesplosion

When a person's eyeball starts swelling up with cake inside and eventually bursts.

Bob: Get out of the way everybody, I am about to have an eyeballcakesplosion!

by uberjoslyn5000 November 17, 2009