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As I Lay Dying

A metalcore band that often gets a bad rap for having simple guitar riffs/solos. Many "metalheads" (Metallica fans) who wouldn't know a blast beat from a breakdown, take everything Lars Ulrich says as gospel, and actually bought St. Anger, (almost destroyed metal) fail to notice the masterful drum solos and excellent bass grooves.
"Dude, I went to the As I Lay Dying show and almost stomped to death in the pit. It fucking ROCKED!"
As I Lay Dying by Ryan Rage May 18, 2008

my dying bride 

1. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!
2. listening to them has about the same emotional impact as your bride dying.
3. misery.
Cry of Mankind
your shameful heaven
Symphonaire Infernus et spera Empyrium

Snitches are a dying breed 

Phrase most often seen in biker subculture that implies that people who inform to the police deserve to be killed.
That guy wearing a snitches are a dying breed t-shirt is a member of the Outlaws M.C.

If I'm lying, I'm dying 

A colloquialism typically validating an outlandish statement to be fact. Often used in Southeast US with y'all at end of statement.
Penny told Rob and Shannon that Sandra was a ho. When Rob appeared skeptical, Penny followed up with "if I'm lying, I'm dying y'all."

Rob later read the bar's bathroom stall which confirmed Penny's statement to be true.
If I'm lying, I'm dying by KY Dude February 25, 2019

Dolphin Dying 

Getting owned while trying to dolphin dive like a retard for no reason in Call of Duty: Black Ops.
"I was diving onto the flag, then the bitch shot me off the map! I dolphin died!" -Dolphin Dying
Dolphin Dying by The Venetian January 17, 2011

casually dying

On my period feeling a shit ton of pain.
I'm just casually dying over here dw.
casually dying by frazzlemouse July 20, 2017