Don Draper

Verb; to handle a situation, mostly negative situations, in the most efficient, graceful and ruthlessly badass way possible to ensure the best outcome for oneself and the worst outcome for one's enemies. Slang: to treat women like disposable objects for sexual pleasure.

"You're going to drop me, Lucky Strike? That's fine, I'll just Don Draper your ass with a full page add in the paper."

"That Megan secretary is so hot, I'mma Don Draper THAT!"

by DouchebagGalore August 27, 2011

Don the Con

A con man who trick people out of money (ie. Donald Trump)

Don the Con ordered 20 pianos from me and didn't even pay.

It's been 6 months.

by McHee May 28, 2018

Don Lemone

A euphemism for an individual with pitiful hygiene, a person who reeks of sweat and bacteria. The king of smells.

There he is, sitting on a moldy couch, back and forth, back and forth, grinning by himself. I was unfazed for I already met him from a mile away, from my home, from my phone, from that discord server that he owns. There I met the greedy scent of Don Lemone.

by The Escort May 14, 2023

Don Peyote

Someone who leads you on a fantastic, most likely impossible and quite possibly fatal drug-induced quest for more drugs.

When I was down in Mazitlan we scored some good weed from these German tourists that were staying at the resort with us but it wasn't enough for Erik. He started asking some Mexicans about getting some coke, we got on the back of some guys Motorcycle, drove out to the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night and behind the shadiest bar I've ever seen he scored a bag but we are lucky, and not that I'm not grateful but that could have gone bad. Really that Don Peyote is going to get us killed some day.

by Sancho's Panther October 6, 2008

Don Bluth

one of the few American animators that was ever able to contend with Disney and is best know for his films The Secret of NIMH, All Dogs Go to Heaven, Anastasia,and An American Tail.

Anna: hey didn't Disney make An American Tail
Lissy: no way that was Don Bluth, disney could never come up with something so good.

by fae430 August 16, 2009

The Don

"The Don" is a slang expression, used to describe the sexual act of a male, using his tongue, to lick a females Anus and Vagina in one single, continuous lick.

After we drink bubble tea, maybe we can go back to my place, and I'll give you The Don.

by STirie808 May 27, 2016

Sloppy Don

When you're the unknowing and unwilling recipient of a sloppy seconds.

She said she wasn't cheating on me and we had a huge fight, then had angry make up sex, but she'd just hooked up with a dude right before and gave me a Sloppy Don.

by FootPenis13 October 17, 2021