Google doctorate

knowledge gained through Internet searches; used for those who know a lot about a topic but have no firsthand experience

Robert: This game requires at least 2 GHz of RAM. How do I know if my computer has that?
Bill: I don't know, let me use my Google doctorate.

Joe: What's more efficient, a CFL or LED?
Bob: LEDs.
Joe: How do you know that?
Bob: Google doctorate!

by GOOGPHD January 5, 2012

Doctor Dillamond

The talking Goat in the musical Wicked (about the Wicked Witch of the West and Glinda before during and after the Wizard of Oz)who is a professor at Shiz University. He eventually gets murdered and motivates the star, Elphaba to rebel against the Wizard.

Something ba-a-a-a-ad is happening in Oz!
-Doctor Dillamond

by Ruby Cleaver July 28, 2006

doctor worm

a quack doctor who doesn't know what he's doing. Taken from the They Might Be Giants song

"Don't go to that hospital. It's full of Doctor Worms."

by rainking July 3, 2007

Doctor Bojmir

The P.h.D certifed position of taking a romantic evening to nothing further than a handjob.

Yo' man, Alex is officaly a Doctor Bojmir its been weeks with only handrubs and no sexy time.

by playn2dend February 19, 2011

doctor whyy

A very based artist

Doctor Whyy did not do anything wrong yet.

by MyNameBetter June 15, 2021

doctordeath

Doctordeath who may also be called Doc/Doctor and death among other things is this super cool undead vtuber. Is reknowned to have a bit of a dumpy, Doesnt like physical affection but you can spoil him.

"Docs smile is so precious"

"Isn't doc adorable"

"Who is your favourite streamer?" - Its Doctordeath

by Treysashtray January 9, 2022

skip doctor

A completely worthless product which is meant to take scratches out of cds and dvds by buffing the disc. When in all reality the buffing wheel actually scratches the shit out of the disc, but in a good kind of way. Therefore you end up with thousands of scratches on a disc that you were trying to remove one scratch from.

Does this skip doctor that you dropped $40 on really work? No, it actually scratches the shit out of the disc, but in a good kinda of way.

by chickenwingjr. May 5, 2009