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Disturbed

An ALTERNATIVE (not NuMetal you fucknuts) Metal band. With frontman David Draiman, their songs are about the pain of your internal demons and standing up against those who make you feel like shit. (btw: NuMetal is a shitty 90's excuse for rapcore. Typical characteristics include (ofcourse) rap, downtuned guitars, self-righteousness, bitching, and materialism. Like System of a Down, Disturbed incorporate NONE of these aspects on a regular basis.)
1: Hey, did you know there's a new Disturbed album coming out this spring?
2: Yeah, they're my favorite numetal band since Slipknot and KoRn!
1: *Stabs 2 in the face and pisses on him*
by Phildo January 23, 2005
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Disturbed

Please don't judge people for what the listen to/wear/etc. That's just ridiculous.
I figured I'd add my two cents since this site has become more a forum than a dictionary, anyway.
by Matt December 15, 2003
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disturbed

the best nu metal band ever. end of story. no matter what your opinion, disturbed is a better band than anything else you have in mind.
Person1: HOLY CRAP I LOVE RIHANNA!!
Person2: Disturbed is better fucktard!!!
by MetalMonster January 21, 2009
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disturbate

Disturbing somebody while they are masturbating. This usually happens when a guy has a complete hard-on, though far from ejaculation, and someone just pops up into his private space.
(Pat suddenly breaks into the room while Sam is watching porn and stroking his tool.)
Pat: Sam! Sorry to disturbate you but your mother's here.
Sam: WTF!
by virtualvirtue January 16, 2013
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disturbisexy

something that makes you uncomfortably horny.
Did you see the size of that dildo she used it was disturbing and hot it was disturbisexy.

Timmy's Grandma is looking good!, She is surprisingly disturbisexy.
by Ryder13 August 18, 2016
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Disturbance in the force

In reference to star wars.

It can also be said as "my spody sense is tingling"

A esp or sixth sense a guy has when a hot woman or girl is in proxy
by Theamazinggeek November 4, 2018
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*disturbing coughing noise*

Sometimes expressed in text as "HGGGGHGHHGHGHG", irl this sound communicates that the person is dying, inside or outside.
-hey so I found something in your room..
-*disturbing coughing noise*
by Hoooo Boy April 17, 2019
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