dildon't

When you find a dildo or sex toy in your mum's draw and you don't want to.

Ah man I was looking for a lighter and instead I had a dildon't moment,fuck the thing was like a babies arm holding an Apple and covered in dried fanny batter.

by Adam the definer ! July 29, 2014

dildock

Noun.
1. A person who you have a low opinion of.
2. A place or oraphus on ones body where a dildo can be docked/inserted.

Bobby Joe's ass is an international dildock. He gets visitors from all over the globe!

by ultimate_agp October 17, 2006

Dildo Hump

Humper donald duck

Hi Mr. Dildo Hump

by PoopyBug January 23, 2017

dildology

the study of dildos or dildo like substances

i got my Phd in dildology over the sumer

by jawn jawnson December 15, 2007

dildo breath

Dildo breath?? A random insult that states that u have been sucking on dildo's all day, and u can smell it from atleast 10 feet away.

O yea, your motha was a hewa.

Can i have a tic taci, I have some serious dildo breath

by Josh Matthews (associated by dan jenkins) May 11, 2004

Dildar

The spanish -ar verb "To Dildo" often heard on the streets of Mexico to describe the mexicana chiquitas late night activities..due to an influx of immigrants the verb has made its way into the english language...it is never a good thing to be "dildaring" or "dildando" though many famous people have Dildar-ed in the past

1.)"Yo, you see that kid driving a purple saturn and emoing it?"

"ya man whats up with him today, he seems to dildar it all the time after he started working at market basket"

2.)"Quieres dildar en la playa con Alejandro y yo? dildamos todos los dias"

by Nicky killa bee B February 27, 2008

dildomonkey

A girl who allows a guy to penetrate her with a dildo in front of all his friends while girl is off-tap and squirming around screeching like a monkey.

Megan is a dildomonkey.

by Louise B January 19, 2004