aspen diet

When you lose weight while on the "snow", or cocaine.

Damn, is Lily on the aspen diet? She is looking like a toothpick!

by deerdles November 6, 2007

blowjob diet

A diet consisting of no meat or other proteins, and plenty of fruit, honey and other sweet foods, in order to make your sperm taste sweet. Knocks out a woman's main excuse not to swallow your load.

Tom: "Wanna go and get a couple of Big Macs?"
Dan: "No can do, i'm on a blowjob diet"

Man: "You gonna swallow tonight honey?"
Woman: "Eww, no, it tastes disgusting"
Man: "Today's your lucky day, i've been on a blowjob diet"

by bishmcbishopson July 4, 2008

Diet

A form of torture, hence "Die" with a "t" at the end

Oh man, I shouldn't be eating so much ice cream, I'm gonna have to go on a diet.

by superblackeagle January 27, 2008

deethirteened

adj.1. the state of having been given a nickname or a slang name to a person or object. the object or person is afterwards known as its slang name or nickname and not its original name. 2. the acknowledgment showing the d13's overall acceptance of a person or object.

Shelby : Hey lets kick it with Tamara :
Luis : Ahem? Tamara? its tam-tam now. remember ! she has been deethirteened :
Shelby : MY Bad X0
Luis: its all good. :
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Bob : Hey bro look over there! Lets mess with that kid.
Tim: Hell no bro! that guy has been dethirteened. :0
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Rob: What if the the guy is a snitch?
Kim: Never, he has been deethirteened. ;D

by dunduunduuun May 10, 2009

Michael Phelps diet

When you've been unusually eating a whole lot of food; putting down a lot of food during one meal sitting.

Micheal Phelps stated that during his training for the Olympics he was taking on 12,000 calories per day.

Person 1: Dang you just put down two whole meals.?!"

Person 2: "Yeah I've been on the Michael Phelps diet lately."

by secondsaway84 February 22, 2009

Diet Dr. Pepper

1) The greatest beverage known to mankind; possibly the greatest invention ever. Rivals sliced-bread and fire; no lie. Goes well with Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.

2) Ridiculously better than the original 'Dr Pepper', and every other softdrink put together.

3) Can be used as payment for any services rendered, assuming the correct quantity is involved.

4) Also known as DDP.

My God in heaven; Diet Dr. Pepper is amazing. If only they had it in every country in the world, all of humanity would hold hands and sing Kumbai-a.

Man, I want a Captain-DDP right now; tastes great and gets you drunk at the same time!

Yo Maria, thanks for mailing that form for me; I owe you some serious DDP for that one.

by Dan Weissman and Maria too February 15, 2006

diet pepsi twist

It is the nectar of the gods.

I went to Heaven and had some Diet Pepsi Twist with God.

by JOrdan... November 23, 2006