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Diamond Birthday

When your age and the year you were born are the same number
This is my diamond birthday. I was born in 1955 and I am turning 55.
by Joe Cash October 17, 2010
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Dustin Diamond

1.) A former child-star turned reality TV fucktard. In the last cycle of the reality TV show, Celebrity Fit Club, Dustin Diamond made himself the villan from day one; refusing to follow the diet program, dragging his team down, talking shit about absolutely every member of the cast, and doing everything he possibly can to get more TV coverage.
2.) One who makes it a point to be the biggest hypocrite on the face of the planet.
3.) A douche who isn't fit to sniff Kimberly Lock's dirty underwear.
Dustin Diamond: "I fight with truth and logic, so I can never be wrong."
Regular Person: this coming from the douche who claims that he can loose weight by eating junk food, not exercizing, and thinks that using diet pills on a reality TV show about loosing weight through diet and exercise is NOT cheating When Douchebag Diamond says he uses truth and logic, he really means pseudo-truth and logical fallacy. Basically, he's an idiot.
by Peaseblossom85 August 13, 2007
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Damon

A sexy all around guy, plays sports and is good with girls. A nice guy overall and sleeps with ''people" a lot. Never messes with anyone, you should want a Damon
by Lmaodamoncarroll May 7, 2015
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Baltimore Diamonds

The tiny shards of glass left in the street and sidewalk after a car window is broken by a thief, usually to steal contents from the car and sell them for drug money.
I didn't want to park on that block when I saw a pile of Baltimore Diamonds in the empty space.

I just finished vacuuming a bunch of Baltimore Diamonds out of my backseat.
by H. L. Mencken July 17, 2009
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diamond girl

The girl a guy wants to marry/ propose marriage to.
"You're my diamond girl, you're the one i put the rock on."
by Bergy Berg March 21, 2008
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Damon Salvatore

A hot vampire on the tv show The Vampire Diaries. Elena's one true love, has slept with many women including Elena's best friend Caroline and has killed many people including Jeremy Gilbert aka Elena's little brother. Is Stefan Salvatore's older brother, has shared nearly every girl with Stefan. Has the whole universe fighting against him and Elena according to Tessa, a witch. And can at times be a jack ass but in the end he just cares about family and although he always fought with her, honestly cares for Bonnie, Elena`s dead best friend.
Damon Salvatore to Elena : "You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger. I want you to get everything you`re looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened"

Damon Salvatore to Stefan : "Our life is one big proverbial coin toss"

"Are you lecturing me?"
by NewOrleansTortoise November 7, 2013
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Damon Hill

Slang for ecstasy
Damon Hill = Pill
After Damon Hill. ex British F1 driver and all round top fella
"Dave. Can you get me another Damon Hill, the last one blew my head off"
by nick September 26, 2005
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