Devineaux

A Carmen Sandiego (2019) character.

Someone who is whole-heartedly obsessed with chasing and capturing something or someone, especially when it's been out of their grasp the entire time. A stubborn and determined bitch.

He's barely passing class with a low C, but he swears he'll have an A by the end of the week; he's a total Devineaux.

by theteenagesandwitch February 24, 2019

Ranch delivery device

n. A dish of Ranch dressing often featuring lettuce. Also know as salad.

"Excuse me miss, can I have a little more lettuce in my Ranch Delivery Device?"

by tsukiatari March 27, 2007

Danny DeVito

“On Danny Devito” is used in a similar fashion to “on fleek”.
It can also be used in the metaphorical sense that you are wealthy and successful.
Danny Devito is quite short and stout, and therefore if your pockets are “on Danny Devito” your pockets are full of cash in the literal sense.

If you getting money, your pockets on Danny Devito

by FaxNoPrinter February 21, 2017

anti-gypsy device

An effective and potent weapon. A bat, gun, knife, sword, stick, axe, rock, etc. to dispatch gypsies when meeting face to face. Always carry one when in Europe.

I shot the gypsy with an anti-gypsy device, my pistol.

by Adam H September 2, 2008

marital device

a conservative euphemism for sex toys.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?
Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.

by Scott trowbridge July 6, 2006

Caramel deLites

Caramel deLites are a pack of lies. Don't be fooled by the publicity machine. Samoas are the only way to go.

Caramel deLites use milk chocolate. Samoas use dark chocolate. You decide.

by Stupidtrucks April 15, 2007

device

A line of shit told to gullible dumb asses.

“He'll spend a lot of time controlling the border. He may not spend very much time trying to get Mexico to pay for it. But it was a great campaign device.” -- Newt Gingrich

by Expat Chronicles November 16, 2016