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beat 'n' defeated

a redundant phrase, since each word can mean the same thing. however, due to its rhyming scheme, it seems to be a more definitive way of saying someone or something lost.
beat-you lost the tennis match 6-4, 6-4, 6-3 to a very good opponent.

defeated-you lost your previous match 6-3, 6-2, 6-2 to an average player.

beat and defeated-your kid brother won a match against you 6-0, 6-0, 6-0 even though he had spent the last week sick in bed with the flu and he wasn't wearing his glasses. this, my friends, means you were beat 'n' defeated. soundly.
by earpuller November 6, 2007
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Defebration

A private (or sometimes non-private) celebration one partakes in when having immense relief from defecating, or finally being able to after bouts of constipation or disease.
During my defebration in Barnes 'n Noble, I must have flagged at least 8 books before I finished.
by Daerelict February 20, 2011
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Airborne Defecation

Its what you breathe in when someone around you (or you) farts. Little feces particles floating in the air.
...im pretty sure that smell is us inhaling someones airborne defecation...
by llasfgiwhnb October 16, 2009
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stay of defecation

The gastrointestinal equivalent of a stay of execution. An urgent need to defecate is temporarily relieved by passing a small amount of gas, or possibly a sale on shoes.
I thought I was going to shit my pants before we got to that rest station, luckily I was able to let a few SBD's out and got a stay of defecation.
by GEGuru March 8, 2011
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Premarital Vaginal Defecation

The act of shitting into woman's vagina before marriage.
Chad could not have sex with his girlfriend before marriage because she is a religious Mormon, so he decided to shit in her vagina. She did not like premarital vaginal defecation.
by poopmuncher42069666 April 15, 2018
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Self defeater

A girl who thinks they are little miss popular, even though they are ugly/bitchy/obese. They will reject any boy, even a friend, and by the time they guess the truth it will be too late.
Boy: Hey, Surla! We have been friends for a while now, and your pretty cool, so will you go out with me?

Self defeater: (While shoving big mac down her obese throat) Me? Go out with you? In your (MUNCH MUNCH) Dreams! C'mon girls, (talking to imaginary friend) Lets get away from doctor faggot here!
by oddcreator97 November 4, 2010
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self-deficate

Using Insults and Demeaning Terms to define yourself, in an attempt to either make others feel sorry for you, or make yourself a target of their anger.

Basically>Verbally Shitting On Ones Self.

Self-Defication is usually over the top and vastly overkill. Sometimes people with Schizophrenia and bi-polar disorders are prone to this. Note Also Drug addicts are to prone to it.
#1 " You Fucking suck #2, fucking dick"

#2 " Yeah That's Right, I'm A DICK! I Suck yup, suck suck suck huge dick!... I'll go to Mexico and go blow one now! Cya." *door slams behind #2*

#3" What Was That?"
#1" That There is a self-deficate, in active form you'd call it self-defication, basically #2 is going for pity and a nice self-hate session, as most of Emo kind cannot stand being happy"

(Note: the overblown retort and return self-insulting are greater than the initial insult. this signifies a Self-Defication)
by BatFudge January 10, 2013
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