DEAD DEAD AS A CACAROACH

This is how Daniel Ocampo explains his emotions towards a certain subject. It could be anything honestly, it could be about the weather, best friends, something bad, or anything of that sort the man will say it.

"have you heard of Daniel" you got me dead dead as a cacaroach"

by nyaperks November 25, 2020

Dead lizard

A man whose penis no longer gets hard. Or a flaccid, limp, unimpressive, phallus.

Yeah bro, she actually told me that the microphone cook is a total dead lizard.

by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020

On dead dawgs

That is how you merch in Boston.

Similar to Foe’nem / I swear to god.

If they put something “on dead dawgs” they are putting it on their dead friends/Dawgs.

On dead dawgs I didn’t cheat, it was only a little flirting/say on dawgs you fucked her

by Anonanonymously January 12, 2021

Charlie Is Dead

it`s an secret girl word used in the philippines that means ''your bra or bra strap is showing''

czari, charlie is dead!!

by alesicutie May 5, 2009

dead inside

This is probably what every Walmart cashier is.

"I bought a scotch tape, a firearm, and a postcard 'Happy birthday' at Walmart 5 mins ago Lol"
"And what's the cashier's reaction?"
"He's dead inside..."

by yaBJ April 22, 2020

Dead Starfish

A girl who doesn't move or say anything during sex, just lays down with her arms and legs out, resembling a dead starfish.

Jim:"Man, did you get with Amber from the club last night?"
Bob:"Sure did, but she was a total Dead Starfish"
Jim:"Fuck I hate it when that happens"

by MadMaxxxx July 11, 2009

Dead dove: do not eat

A fanfic tag that warns you to take the other tags seriously. For example, if one tag says 'non-con', expect non-con. Don't think, 'ah, it's probably just dub-con.' If the tags say 'organ harvesting', expect literal organ harvesting. Don't take it as a joke or exaggeration. You were warned.

Very commonly misunderstood as a general warning of bad things to come, because it's so often used beside more serious tags, when really it's a specific warning not to take the other tags lightly.

(Originally comes from the TV show Arrested Development, referencing a scene in which the character Michael Bluth finds a bag in the fridge that says DEAD DOVE, DO NOT EAT. He opens the bag anyway, before wincing, and saying, 'well, I don't know what I expected..')

#medical malpractice #human experimentation #gore #major character death #dead dove: do not eat

by squaresquire June 9, 2023