eructile dysfunction

The inability to burp or belch.

Tom: I feel like I need to burp and just can't.
Craig: I think you might be suffering from eructile dysfunction.

by BuffDudeTotally February 22, 2024

Electile dysfunction

When someone suffers from confusion about a presidential candidate's qualifications and can't get up to make a decision and vote.

I can see why this 2020 presidential election most people are suffering from "electile dysfunction."

by debash120754 October 31, 2020

brorectile dysfunction

When a pair of bros are offered a threesome but can't get a boner.

John and Alex got brorectile dysfunction when Jenny asked them to come to bed due to a previous threesome.

by Enclave General May 5, 2015

Electile Dysfunction

Dysfunctional (so-called) 'Representative Democracy' by Election, widespread in most countries.

It'll take the Tauranga more than a year to recover from its Electile Dysfunction of June 2022

by PartisanZ June 20, 2022

sexual personality dysfunction

Which is a type of temporary personality malfunction dealing with sexual personality and its course of action leading to harrassment ,rape,or even molestation

Roby suffered from sexual personality dysfunction

by rafael e Reyes December 10, 2018

Ereptile dysfunction

1) An elektronic reptile doesn't function the way it's supposed to do.

2) An online reptile creature that has a bug and therefor doesn't have the interactions and function its supposed to have.

3) A reptile that can't get hard when trying to have coidus

A lizard that can't get its tail up.

Eva: I'm trying to make this work but it seems that your lizard is having an ereptile dysfunction.

by close2human December 20, 2014

Dysfunctional pencil

Describes someone who just doesn’t function as intended or properly.

She’s definitely a dysfunctional pencil - like a pencil with a rubber on both ends.

by Alycisms July 7, 2021