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a-reptile-dysfunction

When our Democrat overlords glitch out due to the fact that they're not really human but alien reptilians in human skin
Did you see the Joe Biden bot malfunction during his speech last night? He started slurring his words and basically just shut down. Talk about a-reptile-dysfunction!

The Hillary unit glitched out again during her interview today. It was another example of a-reptile-dysfunction.

A senseless incoherent word salad from the Kamala Chameleon is a type of a-reptile-dysfunction in her programming.
by TheGideonLion September 17, 2024
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Dysfunctional relationship

A relationship in one or more people recognizes there is a problem yet simultaneously are in denial at it. This is more common occurrence in heterosexual relationship with a kid/s involved. Sometimes the chick is not yet prego in these relationship.

Why this happen because peeps don't like them self , they afriad they are not wanted , they want to look good and whole bunch of other things. If kids involved , then there is fear of a broken family or they be a bad parent.

A Whole bunch of stuff involved in these relationships. People can be nice and those nice things can be screwed up. Dysfunctional is not just yelling and hitting. It comes to you when someone is nice to you to get what they want .It comes off looking like normal things.

Sadly divorce or breaks up help show the problems sometimes.
GUY : Bro I just realized I have a Dysfunctional relationship .
by Justanother definition September 7, 2025
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*Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*

When you say something so cringey and disgusting yet you feel nothing about the person that you have wronged.. it gives the rest of us shivers. This is how we stare back at you.
Him: She looks fantastic absolutely gorgeous picture perfect so fine with everything in the rite places... alright alright alright

Us: *Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*
by DJ Dammit Man November 5, 2022
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dysfunctional creative

Someone who is creative but doesn't know what to do with their life or what they are passionate about.
by dysf September 30, 2020
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Dysfunctional Perspective

A Diary Of a Wimpy Kid fan fiction originally posted onto the R/Loded Diper subreddit. It puts a particularly much darker light on the DOAWK series and the Heffley family.
Person 1: Just got done reading the new Dysfunctional Perspective part!
Person 2: Same, I liked it
by fieldofaspen February 9, 2024
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Floral Dysfunction

Person 1: Bro, I have a limp stalk!
Person 2: Looks like you have floral dysfunction.

Person 1: I have floral dysfunction.
Person 2: Is that really something to say during sex?!
by Exotics Lair Fan 1407 September 23, 2022
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Erectile Dysfunction

Guy 1: "I like to say erectile dysfunction a lot. It's fun to say."
Guy 2: "I'm leaving."
by poisonberries December 2, 2021
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