A martial artist without any tan at all, very pale. Unlike many people who workout in gyms or health clubs, who are usually tan. Someone who is spending all there time in the dojo training and not going out in the sun. Usually a serious martial artist.
by Joe Iron May 17, 2007
Get the Dojo Tan mug.One who is originating Redondo Beach, California. Not all people who live in Redondo Beach are "Dondoes", but outside their native environment this is what they are known as.
Is there a brett on the bus? We're missing Brett.
Who the fuck is Brett? and where's Dondo?
I surfed Topaz the other day and saw the biggest flock of Dondo's!
Who the fuck is Brett? and where's Dondo?
I surfed Topaz the other day and saw the biggest flock of Dondo's!
by PV WH1T3 B0Y33 February 25, 2008
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Get the Boner Donor mug.A Sperm Donor is a guy who goes to a Sperm Bank/Clinic and masturbates until he ejaculate all of his sperm into a cup. Then the clinic is supposed to give it to a girl who wants to have a kid.
The sperm donor's intention is to merely gets paid for donating his sperm and have no financial responsibilities for the child that comes from the girl who injects his sperm into her vagina! - Period!
However, some girls try to sue the guy who donated his semen to her for child support, KNOWING that the guy only donated his sperm cuz he thought he wouldn't have to support the child!
The sperm donor's intention is to merely gets paid for donating his sperm and have no financial responsibilities for the child that comes from the girl who injects his sperm into her vagina! - Period!
However, some girls try to sue the guy who donated his semen to her for child support, KNOWING that the guy only donated his sperm cuz he thought he wouldn't have to support the child!
*Location: Sperm Clinic*
Smart, successful and sexy teenage boy (18 years old) after masturbating and ejaculating out all of his sperm turns to the nurse and says: "Okay, here's my sperm.- This is anonymous and I won't have to pay child support later cuz that's what a sperm donor is, right?"
Nurse: Absolutely! Now here's your $600 for your donation.
****** 9 Months Later*****
Girl who injected the guys sperm and birthed a baby gets a lawyer to call the guy who jacked off for money: "Hello, your sperm was responsible for the birth of this child, so I'll see you in court to discuss you paying child support to this girl for the next EIGHTEEN YEARS!
Guy: WTF?!?!?!?!?! THAT'S NOT FAIR! - THIS IS SO FUCKING MESSED! HOW IS THIS EVEN ALLOWED?!?!
Lawyer: Federal Law: Your Sperm=Your Baby. - See you in court.
***The End***
Smart, successful and sexy teenage boy (18 years old) after masturbating and ejaculating out all of his sperm turns to the nurse and says: "Okay, here's my sperm.- This is anonymous and I won't have to pay child support later cuz that's what a sperm donor is, right?"
Nurse: Absolutely! Now here's your $600 for your donation.
****** 9 Months Later*****
Girl who injected the guys sperm and birthed a baby gets a lawyer to call the guy who jacked off for money: "Hello, your sperm was responsible for the birth of this child, so I'll see you in court to discuss you paying child support to this girl for the next EIGHTEEN YEARS!
Guy: WTF?!?!?!?!?! THAT'S NOT FAIR! - THIS IS SO FUCKING MESSED! HOW IS THIS EVEN ALLOWED?!?!
Lawyer: Federal Law: Your Sperm=Your Baby. - See you in court.
***The End***
by Penisboy123 December 31, 2010
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Get the donkolation mug.When an inanimate object, typically but not exclusively on the ground, outsmarts a wingsuit skydiver.
The landing area is large an unobstructed, except for one Donohue trap - a single rose bush directly in the center of the field.
by Flock University August 11, 2017
Get the Donohue Trap mug.A DonkoChinkler is when you play Donky Kong whilst covering your left nipple with broken glass. Can only be preformed by caucasian males.
by PorkySlave October 25, 2017
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