Donald Rumsfeld

A worthless idiot who doesn't give a good goddamn about the troops. A jerk that refuses to supply our troops with needed equipment and armor. Thinks that soliders are ungrateful when they ask for the right supplies.

1/4 of the casualties could've been prevented if the soliders had appopriate armor.
Coined Go into war with the army you have, not the army you wish to have.

by jesster79 January 23, 2005

donald duckin' it

When a man wears a shirt, but no pants or shoes. He may also wear a hat, but no pants.

Jerry: Yeah dude, I woke up today and didn't put on pants, just a shirt, and I think I'll just stay like this the rest of the day.
Larry: Oh man, so your Donald Duckin' it today.
Jerry: All day.

by Stephen Q August 14, 2006

donald rumsfeld

A robot sent from the future who can coldly calculate, omitting all emotional distraction.

Donald Rumsfeld is a BMF who would take over the world if he could hold inject more of the bullshit charm and charisma that our monkey president has.

by fo shizzle May 25, 2003

Donald Scum

A pseudonym used by a quintessential beta male to incorrectly and anonymously define terms that are antithesis to the leftist programing received in college. Suffers from self esteem issues due mainly to his complete lack of testosterone, and bullying received at the hands of frat kids.

You hear that Donald Scum guy married a pre-op transgender?

by TimIs2Dope January 12, 2021

Donald’s Dead Friends Society

A growing club of sorts that will probably be quite large by the end of 45’s presidency.

Poor doomed Jeffrey; he knew he would go down in history as one of the first widely publicized members of Donald’s Dead Friends Society.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2019

donald rumsfeld

Soviet-style prevaricator

Donald Rumsfeld said that the U.S. needed to bomb, invade, conquer and occupy Iraq in order to liberate Iraq.

by Jason Stanford September 11, 2003

Donald Trump's penis

Located between two sausage links called thighs, The small member is indicative of his hand size, wihch is by all measures, small. The small member longs to be inside of daughter Ivanka, though its furious advances have been denied by a shred of dignity and self respect by the receiving party

"The only thing stopping White house incest is the fact that Donald Trump's Penis went rouge and shot up a nearby mosque"

by Myanacondabread April 12, 2017