Detective Orange

He hides from overs. Full Of Shit. And A kinda wired guy.

AH FUCK ITS DETECTIVE ORANGE

by Mike Mike Mike Mannnn September 24, 2020

The Detective

After you have sex with someone, pull out a notepad and write their name down and cross it out. Then, look them in the eyes and say its not you.

I was marked safe by the detective.
After he finished in me, I was marked safe by the detective.

by ToyoCreative October 14, 2020

shit detective

Someone who patrols mens rooms sniffing up evidence and determining who destroyed the air quality after the hanus crime of relieving there bowels.

Matt and Dave are the lead shit detectives sniffing up evidence in the mens rooms looking for the culprit who destroyed the air quality!!!

by Biglerdick1 August 22, 2022

among us detected opinion rejected

when someone is playing the popular game among us and they say an opinion about a question you say: "AMONGUS DETECTED OPINION REJECTED". Or there is a way to add it to a L+ratio list.

You: "Hey bro what u think about skyrim?"
Friend: *playing amongus* "Uhm... It's good it has its pros and cons-"
You: "among us detected opinion rejected"
Friend: "... ok"

by TODO: Learn 100 digits of pi May 4, 2022

Detective T

A Facebook Page who posts nonsense articles and the writers are low-key perverts. Also the writers are minors.

Ewww! You followed Detective T?

by An0nymøuS January 16, 2022

Red Detective

When a bitch is looking through the period app, calendar app, Snapchat, messages, Instagram, etc. Trying to remember when her period started or ended

She can’t remember if she had just ended her period when we fucked or not. She’s going all red detective!

by cuminmenicki March 20, 2022

Not a detective

A very scary dom, who is not to be trifled with.

"Oh look! It's Not a detective! Rumour says he deals out spankings and headpats for those who dare ask" "Oh damn, he is a scary dom!"

by NotNotADetective September 9, 2021