dentist

Your tooth doctor. He checks you for dental problems when you go and gives you advice on your personal dental care.

The one thing I really do not like about going to the dentist: Having my teeth polished. The stuff they use has a nasty taste and feel.

by Light Joker June 2, 2004

Impatient Dentist

When you are about to finish in a girl's mouth when she doesn't want you to, so she closes her mouth. Then you proceed to blow your load all over her closed lips like a dentist who's trying to get in someones mouth to clean but just gets pissed off.

Guy 1: "How'd it go last night?"
Guy 2: "It was hilarious. My girl wouldn't open her mouth when I wanted to finish. I couldn't wait any longer so I gave her the impatient dentist."

by Mr. 35 July 19, 2010

dentist appointment

The excuse for escaping an awkward social moment, boring party, bad day at work, or any other situation you'd rather not be a part of. The intent is to express disdain for the situation - saying you have a dentist appointment when you clearly don't (because it's nighttime, or the weekend, or whatever) amplifies the effect and sarcasm. Synonymous with "this sucks, and I'm leaving".

Used in speech, the dentist appointment can either be how you explain your departure from your current environment, or what you say to someone while giving a recap of the situation and why you left.

Jill: "Hey Matt! Leaving already?"
Matt: "Yeah. Dentist appointment."
Jill: "...but it's 8 p.m. on a Sunday."

"I was trying to watch the movie, but then Sue and Mike started making out, so I had a dentist appointment."

by CapheineJuan June 27, 2007

vaginal dentata

Vagina dentata is Latin for toothed vagina. Various cultures have folk tales about women with toothed vaginas.

You use this terminology to describe a female who appears to be aggressive and all round belligerent, basically a shrew.

" Kat is such a Bitch!!, what's up with her"

"yeah!! she suffers from Vaginal Dentata"

by 66seven December 14, 2009

Dental Floss

A product constantly pushed by the dental profession to become popular with the average human. Unfortunatly no one ever uses it and is constantly harassed by dentists who recieve gifts from the floss company to advertise and insist people use their product.

Dentist: I see you do not use dental floss.
Man: Yes i just don't have the time but i do brush 3 times a day.
Dentist: Oh well uhh... YOU HAVE GINGEVITUS THEN!!

by Urine Therapy January 26, 2009

dentinmud

A custom MUD codebase written by dentin in the mid 90s to impress his friends.

hay want 2 play dentinmud?

by goatkiller May 5, 2009

Fat Denial

a condition where a person, generally a female, is in denial about their size.

they tend to try on clothes of the wrong size (for example an x-small when they really need a large, wearing a bikini when they need a one piece, shopping in the juniors sizes when they need to be in the plus sizes).

they underplay their weight: "I only need to lose a few pounds". they are always comparing their size to someone either way larger than themselves because most people feel better when they put someone else down.

Girl (size 14): "Hold on girl I'm going to try on these pants"

** puts on x-small and comes out fitting room

Girl (size 14): "I think they're too big, they fit kind of loose"

Friend (size 4): "Girl you're in fat denial, you know you need a large"

by darlingbritt24 February 6, 2012