dumperbate

to defecate and then masturbate into a toilet bowl.

Worked sucked today until I dumperbated then I felt like roses.

by jaywix May 17, 2009

Butt Dumper

A smoker that empties their ashtray out either trough their window while driving or while parking, onto a road or highway when they think nobody is looking.

Barbara On The Phone With Betty: Oh yeah, yeah, it says allot, being that he's a butt dumper, he'll probably be a slob too.

by jeffbo June 30, 2009

Flirt Dampener

A typo made during a flirty online conversation which momentarily dampens the spirit of the moment beyond repair.

Girl: Hahah yeh lol

Boy: So this summer you'll rub lotion on my back by the poo?

Boy: *pool

Girl: Er yeh, sure..

(Boy: 'Shit that was a real flirt dampener')

by TheBald July 20, 2010

Upper Dorker Door Dumper

This is a combination of the Upper Decker and the Door Dumper, with a twist.

You find the dorky friend of your adversary, stuff him in a garbage can, take a shit on him, fill the can with water, lean it against your adversaries’ door, knock and walk away. When he opens the door, he is flooded by the smelly water and his shit-covered friend.

That guy is such an asshole, I’m going to find his dorky friend and give him an Upper Dorker Door Dumper!

by Salt Creek Camping Crew October 16, 2013

dumpert

www.dumpert.nl
A site owned by www.geenstijl.nl, which is owned by the dutch newspaper the Telegraaf. Dumpert is used for people to upload funny video's and pictures. A lot of people on dumpert are huge fans of "camel toe's".

Person A: Hey did you see that epic fail on dumpert?
Person B: yeh that guy failed so hard!
Person C: what's dumpert?
Person A: gtfo you lutsert!

by Mistehh April 26, 2009

The D Gold-damer

When in a moment of sexual experimentation a woman (or man) can constrict the blood flow or urine flow to their partners penis with any object made of gold (white gold will also work). this could be tying the penis off with a gold bracelet or neacklace, it could be smashing a golden ring around a penis that is too small to fit, or it could be just loading the penis with broaches and hat pins. The result of the act is a beautiful purple hued throwbing, possible bleading, member (which can be very attractive to your parnter... if there in to that :-/

Jeff: Oh ya give it to me baby!
Danea: seriously you want me to what ever do the D gold-damer?
Jeff: ya what ever that is...

Later on..

Jeff: wow I regret that!

Dana: there is blood every where!

Example 2.
KC: So i gave this dude a D gold damer and when he came his dick exploded.

Danea: Ya I also gave the D gold damer and Jeffs penis fell off after we both passed off before we remember to un wrap the chain around his dick. ooops

Aron: I cant believe you girls are giving guys D gold damers. I always stick to the cosby sweater or at least the mexican avalanche

by Mathesius the Bold October 30, 2011

pump her in the dumper

A rhyming way to say fuck her in the ass.

I told my bro to pump her in the dumper and then he went balls deep in that asshole.

by ivyvault July 4, 2015