daft cow

Another term for an Aspen.

Jeez Aspen, why are you being such a daft cow?

by Ezsetthane November 22, 2016

daftwell

an adjective used to describe that someone is half crazy, and half genious, but just the right amount.

Most philosophers are daftwell.

by Zach B. February 11, 2004

half dafty

A semi-erect penis.

I was sittin on the bus an a got a half dafty

I couldnae get it up that wee burd, ah only had a half dafty

by Frank Mac January 17, 2008

Daftie

A crazy person, lunatic, retarted or a dumbass. An idiot, moron, stupid person.

"Pike off you daftie!"

by SnottyIrishman August 28, 2005

As daft as a wagon horse

Someone who is so stupid that no matter what you tell them they will do it. Mainly because a wagon horse will work all day and just keep going and going without any thought for themselves.

that bloke is as daft as a wagon horse

by Jon Coombe December 14, 2008

daft cunt

when the music you listen to is kinda horny....

Louisa: So, Johnny you want to listen to One Direction?

Johnny: Nah, I prefer daft cunt instead of that gay trash

by Ri5004 November 28, 2016

daftboot

(verb)
Pronunciation: /dæftbu:t/

to projectile vomit with an arc of spray greater than 2 radians.

The word is a portmanteau of Daft Punk and boot, and refers to especially epic vomit spectacles that mimic Daft Punk's live performances in their grandeur of display. Similarities may be found between the spread of the laser lights and the spread of chunks throughout the area that has been daftbooted upon.

Sayre was so wasted! She daftbooted all over the middle stall in the bathroom!

Don't drink too much or you will daftboot.

by LairdG January 5, 2009