Cunt Destroyer

A guys that packs some serious meat, and has complete disregard for the bitches he's pounding resulting in their cunts been completely destroyed.

Bitch: Woah slow down I can't handle that massive meat!
Dude: I don't give a fuck, I'm a Cunt Destroyer

by Croyer October 14, 2013

Cunt Muzzle

n. A woman who, when in the company of female acquaintances, blocks or "muzzles" their attempts to score with a person of potential sexual interest.
v. To prevent a woman from having sexual liasons.

See: cock block.

Tina was trying to get to know this hot guy last night, but Debbie acted like a total cunt muzzle when she mentioned that Tina is on the rag.

Debbie cunt muzzled Gretchen from making out with Jim by bringing up her massive unicorn collection.

by Captain Kegel February 26, 2009

daft cunt

n. NE England slang term for idiotic dickhead

Ah, fuck off, ya daft cunt.

by The Doctor September 28, 2004

Cooked cunt

Someone that is fried on drugs, usually meth or weed. Often looks and acts mentally disabled.

"Fuck off ya cooked cunt, ya nearly broke the bong"

Often used in a friendly way amongst Australians. "How ya been ya cooked cunt?"

by bunchbiccedcunts May 14, 2015

cunt dracula

The name given to a guy that eats out a girl's cunt when she has her period.

My girlfriend is on her period, but I will still eat her out, I am cunt dracula.

by UrbanTony February 28, 2009

cunthair

A unit of measurement equal to approximately three-thousandths of an inch - approximately the thickness of a sheet of paper. Frequently used in industrial and construction environments.

"Move that board over just a cunthair before you nail it in place."

by KPY February 7, 2008

dog cunt

aussie slang term for someone who stabs their mates in the back

(old mate) a: "i think damo's been (rooting) my sister!"

old mate b: "what a fucking dog cunt!"

by bigdudeydude July 4, 2017