Today is cancelled

When your just over today and you want the next day to come

I have been having a bad day so tmrw needs to come fast because today is cancelled.

by RelatableTeen March 6, 2018

The three-part text message cancellation

The passive-agressive, real-time technique a girl will use to cancel a date with a guy, starting with an initial postponing ("seeing a friend from out of town!"), a second postponing ("my friend is late, sorry!") and ending with outright cancellation, often without a second date suggestion ("Sorry, can't make it tonight! Talk soon")

The three-part text message cancellation goes as follows:
Girl: Hey, yeah, my friend Anna is in town for the night, and we'll just get dinner. Meet afterward for drinks?
Guy: Sure.
Girl: Yeah, so she's kind of down, I'm gonna have a couple of drinks with her, is that okay?
Guy: Yeah, I'll see you later.
Girl: Okay so Anna is sleeping over, girl's night in. Really sorry.
Guy: Okay, so we do this later then?
Girl: ...

by TheMontrealGuy October 21, 2011

Councel

A trumped up government position - invented by the 45th President of the United States. This fabricated position is seen in the eyes of its creator as yet another 'yes man' whose sole purpose is to blindly follow, agree with and support the 45th President while lacking free thought, free will and conscience. The ultimate role of the councel (in the mind of the positions creator) is to become another silent 'fall guy' for the 45th President.

Disgraced and discredited Bob Mueller and his whole group of Angry Democrat Thugs spent over 30 hours with the White House Councel, only with my approval, for purposes of transparency.

The failing @nytimes wrote a Fake piece today implying that because White House Councel Don McGahn was giving hours of testimony to the Special Councel, he must be a John Dean type “RAT.”

by streetlightserenader August 22, 2018

Cancel Culture

Cancel Culture is when a large mob of people come together to relentlessly attack a certain person over an accusation of some kind, which later on is usually proven false
Generally the accusation starts on Twitter, the original gets questioned then deleted but the mob has already started attacking and the person who made the accusation can enjoy a boost in followers.

“Cancel Culture has gone too far, jontron is not a fuckin nazi

by LuigiCatKing YT August 27, 2019

cancel

To cancel is to kill someone.

"Put the gun down. You don't have the balls to cancel me"

by erotica69 September 27, 2005

canceled

This word is blatantly bolded, as it bluntly tells you your entry was canceled before it was reviewed by editors.

'SUBMISSION CANCELED.
Your submission was canceled before it was reviewed by editors.'

"What, the? They didn't even spell it right!"

by Citronic December 10, 2007

cancel laughs

to ruin fun and make riot

Cmon man fuck you! dont cancel laughs!

by JAWdooster May 9, 2008