hair cumditioning

The act of ejaculating into someone's hair in an attempt to condition it, making it soft, smooth, and easier to style. Its natural proteins work to strengthen her jizzy locks.

"Ugh. I hate my hair. It's so frizzy and unmanageable. I just can't do anything with it."

"I can help you, babe. Let me give you a hair cumditioning treatment. It'll make your hair look great, and in just a few minutes we'll both be smiling!"

by Glittercup May 7, 2015

Go Commit stop your breathing

An alternate way of saying "Go kill ur self lol"

ur mom gay
no u
go commit stop your breathing
*dies*

by Trains Lol October 12, 2018

Connors Cummies

the liquid that comes out of connors 12 inch cobra cock

omg i tasted connors cummies for the first time. they was so bomb (⊙﹏⊙✿)

by liam666 September 23, 2019

go commit fork in outlet

an insult of asking someone to die by sticking a fork in an outlet

"jim: go commit fork in outlet!"

"john: BZZZRTTTT"

"jim:john?"

by fallboygo October 10, 2021

amazon prime and commitment

The next level of netflix and chill. One who makes a life time "commitment" with partner and subscription to amazon prime. Committed sexual intercourse with that same partner over a long period of time.

Darryl is taking this relationship to a whole other level man... He is going from netflix and chill to amazon prime and commitment

by EducatedTeacher September 3, 2016

do a cummings

When you fuck off back to your parents at the earliest sign off hardship, particularly when it may be illegal to do so.

"Did you hear Simon had a drunken argument with his wife in the bar?"
"He's such a twat, did he do a Cummings?"

"yeah, I think so"

by TheClnl May 26, 2020

Cummie

A person who receives the load of cum when their parter or partners orgasm.

Sometimes is fun to be the cummer and sometimes you just wanna be the cummie

by Ressaler5 July 1, 2014