white cuban

someone who is of cuban descent, yet tends to act white and for ex. play golf instead of play pool like un cubano verdadero!

Rafa: ay javi wanna play some pool son?
Javi:no thank you, i'd rather spend my afternoon at the golfcourse
Rafa: damn white cubans...

by pattycake December 28, 2005

Cuban Sunrise

While doing a girl doggy style in the dark, use a maglight to momentarily blind her. While she's dazed jam the maglight in her ass, pull it out and beat her round the head with it.

On my honeymoon I thought I'd be romantic and surprise my wife with a cuban sunrise.

by gypsygypsy55 October 13, 2007

Cuban Wank

The act of placing the erect male member between a suitably large pair of female mamories followed by the repeated backward and forward movement thereof until orgasm reached.

Yo dog, that girl sho' knows how to cuban.

by London dawg May 13, 2005

cuban pizza

Just like 8 slices in a pizza, you take 8 Cuban men and they ejaculate all over an Italian woman's large aerolas other wise known as pepperoni nipples.

We ordered Papa Johns but we settled for a Cuban pizza all over Andreas pepperoni nipples instead.

by steadyjones January 18, 2017

Cuban Goggles

The act of inverted oral sex with a girl where the males' genitals are covering the females eyes.

"Man I was mouth fucking jackie from above last night and I gave her a pair of cuban goggles", said dave.

by asstreelunker09 February 17, 2010

Cuban Women

They are beautiful Latina women with a lot of ass and take care of there children more than anything and are faithful as fuck and will anyone’s ass and they got hairy arms they are the most beautiful Latinas

Cuban Women are crazy too

by Cuban Women February 19, 2019

Cuban cigar

1. the finest of cigars produced in the land of Fidel Castro.

2. the sexually perverse act of placing plastic wrap over a person's open mouth and proceeding to defecate into the plastic wrap. The poop slides into the person's mouth with the aid of the plastic and provides a satisfying cigar like treat at 98.6 degrees.

On a cold winter night after a fine meal of red beans and rice and a cup of Joe, Mary often asks John to light up the fire place and treat her to a Cuban cigar for desert.

by Buzzby May 17, 2005