crushing soldiers

The completion of a guy masturbating and then wiping his little soldiers on a napkin, tissue, sock, etc.

I'll call ya when I'm done crushing soldiers.

by tomjonesbeotch July 6, 2010

pedo-crushing

to have a crush on a younger person, or a person that might not be that young, but looks young. Can be used in any verb tense, for pedo-crushing has been happening for centuries, is happening at this very moment, and will live through to eternity.

I was totally pedo-crushing on my friend's picture from High School

by Cradle-robber March 19, 2010

co-crastinate

to be procrastinating AND studying simultaneously

Alyssa: Devin get off fb and go study.

Devin: Bitch don't hate me, im co-crastinating. Ya thats right. BioPsych is my bitch now.

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Sean: Hey mom, im gonna go co-crastinate because i'd rather listen to some funky dubstep AND study for 4.5 hours than finish up my studying in like 30 minutes in peace and quiet.

by devin the dizude December 15, 2010

Crustination

When a males sperm dries on the inside of a women's vagina and a yellowish crust forms in and around the vagina.

Pronounced Crust-tin-ny-za-tion

She never cleaned her vagina so it suffered from Crustination.

by Master B8=>~ July 15, 2011

Crushing

1. When you start to like someone, but you are to shy to say it in front of him/her.

Hey, I think I'm crushing on that girl right there, she looks hot.

by DoctorDr December 14, 2016

crustang

A Ford Mustang. A crusty Mustang. May be driven by someone with a mullet.

"Yo dude, let's take my car. I don't want to be seen riding in your crustang."

by Jeff Nolastein March 13, 2008

cristinitis

when you are overcome by the sudden beautiful presence of cristin! it makes you hop up and down on one foot in excitement, and it also makes your blood pressure go so high that you will probably get a heart attack and die ;( so cristin is a murderer! :O so even if you <333 cristin stay away from her or else you will get CRISTINITIS!!!

My grandfather died from cristinitis when he saw cristin yesterday. ;(

by tory March 10, 2005