Chesticles

If a man works out his chest mucles, or pecks, he has earned the right to call them chesticles. Skinny men cannot have chesticles, as they are not present. Fat men cannot have chesticles as they are too fat, they have man boobs instead.

Man 1: Yesterday was such a good work out.

Man 2: Dude, my chesticles are sooo sore.

by Jordan44 February 19, 2008

chesticles

Name for old, wrinkly boobs when they start sagging from the nipple, looking like two nasty drooping testicles.

Her chesticles fell out of her nightgown and began oozing towards the ground like egg-whites dripping down a cracked raw egg shell.

by Elinosaurus July 1, 2009

crustache

A "moustache" of dried blood and snot, often peppered with boogers. Worn mainly by children under five years.

"Hollis! You are not going to church wearing a crustache!"

by "Sweet" Chubby July 7, 2006

Chesticles

Balls A guy with Balls on his chest.

Da fuck' ? Freak !! Look At Them Chesticles :O

by Foxxeh June 24, 2008

Crustified Yetti Sphincter

1. Male or Female, an obease, nasty barnicle infested creature with ugly hair and unforseen features.
2. A fat nasty person.
3. A person with crusty skin leasions or dirty skin

See that dude over there buying those 10 whoppers, thats a fuckin crustified yetti sphincter

by The Nugget August 30, 2006

Crustache

A term invented by Bobby Veto to describe the dried remnants left in a mustache after you've performed oral sex on a woman. A crusty mustache.

I had to put Saran wrap on my upper-lip before I took a shower so it wouldn't ruin my crustache.

by Porgy McDuffin July 25, 2007

Crustlesprout

The sprouts growing off of some 1s anal crust

You have crustlesprouts

by Sexual_old_paki March 13, 2003