Crouse Walk

When you walk with a slight bounce in your step, going faster than your average walk.

"John Doe was doing the Crouse Walk down the street!"

by Crousewalk March 30, 2019

Crookery

When someone who is a crook, steals from another crook.

This is pure crookery man!

by Richard M. Nixon, The Crook July 17, 2022

wikipedia choose your own adventure

Noun. When you find a concept that a person who is brilliant wrote, that you don't understand. You open the wikipedia article about that concept, and open tabs in your browser for all of the links in that wikipedia article that you also don't understand. Eventually, you have 25 tabs open and you hit the terminal point where you understand, then you work your way backwards through the other 24 tabs until you understand it all. Choose your own adventure books were books that had many possible endings depending on the pages you chose. They were entertainment circa 1985.

How does MD5 hashing work? It uses one way functions...How do one way functions work? Uh oh, time for a wikipedia choose your own adventure.

by CPT Ron November 14, 2017

the crooked man

A large razor teeth demon from the lowest depths of hell that takes it's victims and twists them in a crooked way. Only GOD knows why the absolute fuck kids would make a song about this thing.

Sally: "There was the crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile."

*Goes towards John while singing*
John: Fuck off demon summoner.

by Sugardaddy52 February 26, 2021

There is no word I can choose

This is when a human being wants to make their mark on the Urban Dictionary, but is unable to.

I want to type a word and definition in the Urban Dictionary, but there is no word I can choose.

by PerfectPizza9839 June 27, 2020

croome

Croome is the Hungarian word to describe someone who is talented, has extrodinary powers or has intelligence above a normal amount.
I certian parts of hungary this word is used to describe people who are in power.

"she is a croome"
"Ive never seen such a croome"

by JCJC November 19, 2007

Croisez

man who, by projection of his fascination for the loli comes out with a Chinese woman of 1.30 meters tall.

"hey! It wouldn't be that fat shit Luka Croisez !?"

by hamster666 February 2, 2021