Craftswoman

Most common English west African surname

Craftswoman

by Guccipolo November 14, 2025

Carl Croft

(adj.) a extremely sexy, masculine man.
very strong
knows how to treat the ladies

girl 1: "hey what is a good word to describe that hot guy over there, he looks really strong."
girl 2: "oh he is a Carl Croft without a doubt."

by cjballa October 18, 2010

dawson croft

One of the gayest people you will ever meet

Man that guy looks like hes Dawson croft

by Xxxfidgetspinnerxxx May 25, 2017

armchair craftsperson

People who watch a lot of Do it Yourself TV-shows but never even attempt to initiate a project.

John is a total armchair craftsperson, loves DIT shows, but does not even own a hammer.

by Andymex June 30, 2017

Dirty Croft

The act of vigorously shitting on your dads chest while licking a man named Nathan and while screeching and watching a man eat a baby alive!

Yo dude, you hear that guy did a dirty croft last night?

by BigGayCroftMonster August 4, 2021

The croft

A run down trailer park below the neversink reservoir that is more unsafe then the Bronx at night

Foxcroft village also known as The croft is a run down trailer park that has drug addiction, brother on sister / cousin on cousin screwing, beer drinking rednecks along with humping your neighbors when the spouse leaves to go to welfare to collect food stamps. At times young girls would know on your trailer window at 2am to give you a blow job. This place is more dangerous than the children of the corn

by Spunky5 August 24, 2022

porking croats

v. Getting badly beaten in a sporting contest, business deal etc. Usually used after a grandiose declaration of certain victory.

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Watch your mouth coach. No ridiculous predictions. We do not want to be porking croats tomorrow at the Superbowl.

by gnostic3 November 30, 2022