Dick Craving Disorder

Dick Craving Disorder (often referred to as D.C.D.) is when a female of any age is on a 'dick rampage' and is sleeping or doing anything sexual with tons of guys non-stop.
Usually caused by losing virginity, having sex with a person good in bed or by getting D.C.D. from the male, the male can have D.C.D. but will not be effected by the disorder, he will simply carry the disorder and give it to whom ever he sleeps with.

Kevin: 'Yo Jim i finally took Tina's virginity'
Jim: "Damn Kevin you're the man"
Kevin: 'Yeah, but ever since then she dumped me and slept with 5 other guys and this happen 2 days ago'
Jim: "Damn bruh she got the Dick Craving Disorder"

by _The_Realist_ March 7, 2011

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

by basedwhip February 15, 2023

crying the white tears of love

A euphenism for male ejaculation, a phrase likely coined by B. Boulton.

I was busy at it, vinegar strokes and all, she tickled my sack and before I knew it I was crying the white tears of love!

by rc55 March 5, 2004

crying laughing emoji

Cringy emoji that peasants use to pretend to laugh at something when in reality they are absolument not laughing and are fake as fuck. Extremely cringy.

Wow this thot spammed the "crying laughing emoji" to hide the fact that's she's absolutely fucking lying.

by TruthShots December 29, 2019

Crying brown tears

When one is stricken with the illness colloquially known as 'the runs' or the more fancy medical title of 'diarrhoea', one's bottom is said to be crying brown tears.

Harris noticed that Jiminy didn't look too well and was disgusted to find that Jiminy's botty had been crying brown tears all day.

by Bottweasel October 30, 2011

crying horizontally

Crying so that your tears don't mess up your $50 foundation

Crying horizontally, so that your tears don't mess up your $50 foundation

by Farmr January 13, 2023

crafing

to cry and laugh at the same time.

dude, i was crafing so hard when that happened.

by dalruin April 7, 2011