Carpet-rolling

The act of one embarrassing another to the point of sabotaging them in some way, shape, or form. Origin: Rolling a dead body in a carpet and disposing of it.

I met my heroes at the show last night but my friend was being such a pain; she carpet-rolled me, and I think they got the wrong impression of the both of us.

I tried to talk to her when we ran into each other, but her mom was carpet-rolling our whole conversation.

I'm sorry I was carpet-rolling you at the party last night, I was just jealous.

by dune_flowers July 17, 2016

crapenis

A crapenis is a crappy penis, as described by another person after starting to hook up. This can mean it is too small, to skinny, too stinky, etc for the person to want to continue hooking up. It usually means the end of the hookup, unless the person hooking up with the crapenis in intoxicated or just really needs some D.

Girl, I went home with that cute guy last night but it turned out he had a crapenis. It was so small I could barely find it! I used my dog as an excuse to get outta there!!!

by ShizzleMyWhizzle August 18, 2019

Crabetarian

A vegetarian that also eats crab meat

Ella is a crabetarian. She used to be a vegetarian but now she also eats crab meat.

by Ella e August 6, 2020

El Crapitán

The largest piece of floating crap in a shit archipelago.

See also; The Craptain of the Shit

After three flushes, it looks like El Crapitán still wont let go of the bowl.

by Edward K Monahan March 13, 2009

side carpet

When the bush prodrudes from the side of a females lower garment. From the same family as "under boob"

Can I get some under boob? Maybe some side carpet? Something! -Artie Lange

Hey Todd, check out the side carpet on her!

by Dr feltersnatch May 18, 2017

human carpet

when you are so bored you just lay on the ground.

im a human carpet.

by yo-yo im the cool kid June 3, 2018

weird_carpet_stain

The coolest and cutest person ever. The person who when you first see you never wanna look away from them. The funniest person who can actually take a joke and doesnt be a party pooper. The nicest person who always backs you up when they see you getting bullied and being put down. The kind of person who always wants to be your friend no matter what species or race or gender you arr because this person loves everyone and everything.

Person 1: Omg is that weird_carpet_stain?
Person 2: Yes it is omg. They are the coolest and nicest person you will ever meet.

by krystalnotfound June 30, 2021