poopy-cooter

when a girl wipes her ass forwards instead of backwards and smears shit all over her clitoris

I can't believe you jsut poopy-cooter'd yourself you dirty bitch

by trevinnation April 2, 2008

cooterscootch

A less-than-genteel description of what a female dog does when it drags its netherquarters across the carpet due to some form of rectal discomfort. Also, used as a perjorative.

Goddamn, but Ol' Daisy's takin' a cooterscootch on my good rug.

OR

Get off me, cooterscootch.

by Joe Ravata July 9, 2010

Cooter Broth

The fluid that secretes from female genitalia when sexual climax is achieved.

Eventhough I was coming down with a sore throat and cold, my girl STILL wanted me to eat her out. She said " Some nice hot COOTER BROTH would make me all better ".

by Mr. KSZ March 20, 2011

cooter recruiter

wing man.

joe loforese is a hell of a cooter recruiter! golly gee wizzzz.

by good azz chicken May 9, 2011

Cooter Intruder

A man or woman that breaks into a womans vagina.

"I bet my wife is a secret cooter intruder."

"That guy with the mustache is a cooter intruder. Go smell his big toe."

by Cooterintruder September 18, 2012

cooterfall

When a girl scooches up and leans with her legs open toward the faucet in the shower and turns the water on, creating an awesome feeling in the whole cooter region. Combines "waterfall + "cooter," and is often first discovered by younger girls in their baths.

"I was really horny when I was a kid, so I ran a cooterfall until I had a cootergasm."

by Programming Sapien April 3, 2015

Cooter Cheeks

When a woman's vagina lips resembles that of butt cheeks.

Her cooters so puffy, she doesn't have cooter lips , she has cooter cheeks.

by @MurderMyPP October 25, 2016