cotton pony

Maria can't come in the pool with us today, she's riding the cotton pony.
by the cheshire kat August 08, 2008
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in high cotton

well off, especially in terms of happiness or wealth(from the notion of a well developed high cotton crop that one would not need to bend over to pick, used in the Southern U.S. since the 1920)
He was in high cotton by the time he retired.
by The Return of Light Joker October 13, 2008
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cotton mouth

When you get a very dry mouth probably from smoking any number of items or not drinking anything in ages.
Yo Reg, gimme another beer I'm gettin' cotton mouth.
by Kevin July 25, 2004
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cotton picker

Another name for nigger; a black person forced to work in your cotton fields; any person who you order to perform any task that involves labor.
1. Pick my cotton nigger.
2. Why didn't you do my homework? I told you to pick my cotton.
by steve carl jackson June 02, 2005
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cotton head

an old lady that has a hairdo that resembles cotton which is white and puffy.
by Blond babe March 05, 2008
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cotton dick

Your dick after using bad toilet paper to clean off seamen from masturbating. The paper deteriorates leaving fuzzy white remnants, making your penis covered in cotton.
Guy: Dude I jerked it like three times today and now I have the worst cotton dick
by W!LL July 02, 2008
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cotton-picker

A racist slur to represent a black person, or person of African heritage......this word is used because in the Age of Our Founding Fathers, when blacks were slaves, they were known to mostly pick cotton.
"Stop picking on me you fuckin' cotton-picker!"
by Dave May 13, 2004
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