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Conversation deviant 

Someone who doesn’t know how to mind their own business, who continually interrupts conversations and puts their opinion in without being asked. Always prowling for a conversation to intercept.
‘I can’t get a word in without being interrupted by Neil, he’s such a conversation deviant’

conversation-continuing crouch 

Refers to the humorous-looking but gentlemanly maneuver that you perform when you hafta pass between two people who are speaking with each other, but you still wanna maintain your momma's oft-admonished politeness-directive of "don't stand between two people when they're talking"; what you do as you approach the pair, therefore, is to hastily stoop down far below head-height and then speedily slitther your way through between the two conversers, so that they can continue talking and maintaining eye-contact "over your head". Again, employing the "triple-C" can indeed appear amusing to observers, but they will still be grateful to you for your showing them this extra measure of etiquette, especially if their conversation was rather tense/involved/emotional, they were in a hurry to finish speaking and be on their way, etc.
My local commercial-fishing buddies are fairly causal-minded and know me quite well, but I am sure they still appreciate my always practicing the conversation-continuing crouch whenever I hafta pass between them during a chat.

Conversation Mule 

When you are someone who passes messages between two people who are not talking.
I'm passing on messages from Helena to Poppy, they arent talking to each other. I'm their conversation mule.

Conversation Ruiner 

That one person everyone knows that decides to bring politics into anything and everything
"You talked to John lately?"
"Nah, that guy is a Conversation Ruiner "

Conversation Orgy 

meeting or other gathering focused on discussing one or many subjects
Last night's conversation orgy was intense! I had no idea they felt so strongly about strombolis.
Conversation Orgy by BXStranger November 10, 2021

Conversation Hearts 

the most terrible candy imaginable.
Someone: Did you get any candy from your valentine?
Someone else: I got conversation hearts.
Someone: Aww dude I am sorry. Those things are a terrible, stale, chalk-like excuse for candy.
Conversation Hearts by therealtruth_ February 16, 2022